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A picture of my black and white border collie dog on the sofa looking very shocked

Just farted and the furry child is aghast

Screenshot from the app for librivox showing a recommended for you section featuring dracula as the first result followed by frankenstein.

Just opened librivox for the first time in over a year to find a version of Dracula to listen to and it was the first fucking result on there. I feel seen in ways I didn't know where possible.

Yeah funny that 😁

Filled with so much love from all my friends that have already said they can come to my wedding despite it being very short notice (unmedicated adhd and an already short turnaround was giving me crippling anxiety about sending invites)

a photograph of a cat, overlaid with the words: "stop using chatgpt i can also give you misinformation and i'm beautiful"

i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo

Cass report - Sex Matters etc consulted, trans participation refused.
FWS Supreme Court case - Sex Matters etc consulted, trans participation refused.
Puberty blocker ban - Sex Matters etc consulted, trans input ignored.

That should be everything you need to know.

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

A screenshot from the article which reads "The case was brought to the supreme court by the gender-critical campaign group For Women Scotland, which is backed financially by JK Rowling, after two Scottish courts rejected its arguments that the Equality Act’s definition of a woman was limited to people born biologically female."

the absolutely limitless bog of transphobic vitriol that is jk rowling means that we cannot fuck with harry potter on any level and JOURNALISTS ESPECIALLY should be interrogating every single person associated with the new show about where her money goes.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Fun fact, JK—who is English—single-handedly funded the Scotland remain movement during the referendum, and called separatists “bigots”.

She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.

My darling fiancé has discovered that a slug touched his stuff while we were away on holiday and he is decidedly unhappy about this

Me this morning: I feel like I'm gonna vomit cos I've got to try and ring up and book the registrar for my wedding, and there's no script for that
Me this afternoon: I feel like I'm gonna vomit because booking the registrar cost me £500 and she made a comment that we'd done things in an odd order

"You're gonna need to pee anyways. The world is full of piss" wise words from my fiancé when I said I didn't want another coffee cos I'd need to pee again.

A bottle of lambs pineapple rum sat on a table beside a glass of orange juice in a kitchen

The Lamb's Pineapple Rum is superb with orange juice

Went and bought some rum. Partner wants to drink it and play Escape from Tarkov tonight. This is either gonna be the best or worst night of questing.

If ska sucks so much, how come "the impression that I get" still makes me wanna drink a gallon of sour mix and throw a trashcan through a shop window? Checkmate skathiests.

Went to Costco, found cheese aged in the caves at Wookey Hole. Absolutely had to buy a block. This shit is heavenly. 11/10 would buy cave cheese again.

I need to be asleep. Instead my little adhd brain is busy busy worrying about wedding organisation that I literally cannot do at 2am

Just manged to properly clutch a win in commander with a deck I've always struggled to play with 💪 (I was running the Arm for Battle precon which I've had horrible luck with every time I've played previously)

Because this is apparently something that needs to be clarified:

Discord did not develop these 3rd party apps, but they deliberately chose to put them there, on a pop up that shows on EVERY SINGLE IMAGE posted. It's, essentially, them adding an AI option on their app! Which is bad!

The reason they use thinly veiled euphemism for racial sterilization is that the press will run the thinly veiled euphemism and never have the temerity to come out and say they’re pushing for the mass extermination of Black people through sterilization.

My party is likely to be properly meeting the bbeg's tonight in dnd (and hopefully finding some more out about the secondary plots happening under their noses), and I'm shitting it because I'm worried about how well I'll pull it all off as dm.

Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle

Age-Verification Laws Seek to Erase LGBTQ+ Identity from the Internet The internet age-verification craze that’s sweeping the nation isn’t really about protecting little Dick and Jane from Pornhub—it’s about giving government and companies the power to decide what’s “ha...

This is their plan:

Step 1: exploit legitimate pain suffered by young people and families caused by online harm

Step 2: implement government-mandated online ID checks to "keep kids away from harmful content"

Step 3: define all LGBTQ content as "harmful to kids"

Age verification is a trojan horse

So glad my 60 something year old father has fallen into watching the videos debunking conspiracy theories on YouTube instead of falling for stupid amounts of conspiracies and misinformation like some family members

Newspaper stand with newspapers all carrying the front page Campaign 'make it fAIr'

Every major UK newspaper - left, right, broadsheet, tabloid - is running a front page campaign against copyright carveouts for AI training.

I can't remember the last time any political cause had such broad support, let alone one so anti-big tech and so economically consequential.

Imagine being a woman who rises to a position of tremendous power and authority in military leadership and then a guy who hosted Fox & Friends is like: yeah u had it too easy getting here so ur fired

マグマラシはかわいい

Leslie Halligan, District Court Judge Fourth Judicial District Missoula County Courthouse 200 West Broadway Missoula, Montana 59802 (406) 258-4771 MONTANA FOURTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT, MISSOULA COUNTY SUSAN EDWARDS; MONTANA TWO SPIRIT SOCIETY; KAEL FRY; ANNA TELLEZ; EDEN ATWOOD; SHANNON ALOIA, Plaintiffs, v. THE STATE OF MONTANA; GREG GIANFORTE, in his official capacity as GOVERNOR OF MONTANA, AUSTIN KNUDSEN, in his official capacity as ATTORNEY GENERAL OF MONTANA, Defendants. Dept. No. 1 Cause No. DV-23-1026 ORDER ON CROSS MOTIONS FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT This matter comes before the Court on opposing motions for summary judgment. Plaintiffs’ Motion for Summary Judgment on Counts I, II, & III (“Motion”) seeks to declare Senate Bill 458 as facially unconstitutional. Defendants’ (collectively, the “State”) Motion for Summary Judgment seeks to dismiss Plaintiffs’ claims arguing the absence of a case or controversy. The Court has considered both motions, the parties’ supporting and opposing briefs, and the

Major news! A court in Montana has just declared SB458, a bill that "defines sex" in a way that ends the legal recognition of transgender people in Montana, as facially unconstitutional.

This is the first time a bill defining sex has been ruled on!

Huge win for trans people in MT!

meme saying “worked on a mediocre game? Fired. Worked on a critically acclaimed game? Believe it or not, also fired”

i’m tired