Lars Andersen

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Cosmetic surgery. He had his entire face redone some years ago, top to bottom.

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He could have shut the fuck up years ago, and all anyone would have known is that he was the electric car space guy, and only everybody who met him would have known that he's the worst.

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They are counting on driving us all insane with nonstop bullshit until we give up, and we need to counter it with whatever keeps us sane. Watch a movie, read a book, go to a museum, find a cool rock, do some art even, or especially, if you are not very good, go for a nice walk. Clear your head.

What is happening in Washington DC is serious, but once this crisis is over, can we enjoy how a guy calling himself Big Balls got his ass kicked so hard by a 14 year old girl that they called in the national guard?

As if he isn't full of enough shit to need both.

Putins very own little fuckpuppet.

Are you trying to GoodbyeLenin someone?

How come when Republicans are in minority they can cripple the entire system, but when democrats are, "welp, all we can do is confirm their unqualified nominations, I guess. And also have shitty positions on gaza and Trans people, because some consultant from like the '84 election says so"

Democrats stop being shat on when they stop being useless and start actually fighting fascism and stop throwing minorities to the wolves.

Aliens a billion years from now: "we have intercepted a message from a long dead planet. It seems to concern the imbibing of a substance known as Ovaltine".

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She wrote a story where a child is forced to live in the closet by smallminded jerks, and I guess she was like "yeah, actually that rocks!"

I was going to reference something she allegedly brags about, but even the thought makes me physically ill.

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Remember back when the schools were desegregated and nine black students were prevented from entering the high school in Little Rock, Arkansas, by the national guard on orders by the governor, and President Eisenhower was like "Eh, I'm sure the local community will figure it out"?

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And now he's fucking president so what did anyone learn from that besides doubling down?

"Let's not gripe about numbers, let's just celebrate Trump for getting these 8 Americans home. There will be a dinner for these 7 Americans once all 6 of them are safe back in America. President Trump saved these 5 people and all 4 of them thank him, from their 3 hearts. These 2 is 1 grateful man"

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They have gotten away with everything else no matter how stupid, illegal, corrupt and literal rape it is, they don't exactly have much incentive to stop now.

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That feels like a very sensible time to have dinner?

Dave Barry and Matt Groening down on the floor, trying to figure out how to do a reasonably symmetrical pentagram.

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Izzy's sidegig.

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Deeply Durbin 'bout the DREAMers act.

I do think there is something happening in Maga, between the founding rocks of "Donald Trump is a perfect being" and "there is a cabal of deep state pedophiles and Donald Trump will uncover it" they inherited from their Q-anon roots. But they are masters of cognitive dissonance, so let's see.

A lot of Trumps rage comes from him never being accepted among the A-list celebrities and the cool New York wealthy jetset he imagined himself to be part of. He had to surround himself with hasbeens and other conmen, creeps, and failsons, and that has gnawed at him for 50 years.

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They live in New York because it's fuckin' New York. Who the fuck wants to live in a penthouse in Jacksonville if they have the choice?
It's like all those mediocre comedians that Joe Rogan lured from LA to Austin, they spent like two weeks there and realised how badly it sucked.

But Susan Collins said he had learned his lesson! She can't clutch her pearls any harder!

The term "egghead" was literally created by Republicans to deride Adlai Stevenson as a nerd in the 1952 election.

"How much soda do you drink?"
"I ain't sayin' nuthin' without my lawyer"

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Wedgies will increase until fascism decreases.

Why should anyone have an opinion on that? If no one wants to fuck them, that seems like a problem with them, not a societal problem. Have they tried not being assholes?

Breakfast of Champions.