Adam

Prediction for Stranger Things S5: Eleven loses or cannot access her powers for some reason. They stall for ~6 episodes while the villain gains power and does nefarious things. In the last episode, Eleven suddenly regains her powers, holds up her hand and yells, and the villain is defeated

Trying to minmax my trick or treating this year...anyone know any good farming routes that minimize downtime and have a high TPH (treats per hour)

(I think it's buckwheat)

Goopa 2peyka is whatever you believe it to be

me, cooking up a big batch of goopa 2peyka: I love goopa 2peyka

Can we all agree that the worst period of music history was when the Barenaked Ladies tried to rap

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

Love a chicken tender but I would rather get a chick and tend her

Me: let's meet around 6ish!

Other people's brains: I will aim to arrive around 6

My brain: if you are not there at 5:45 you are actively harming people

Playing Borderlands 2 and astonished that they somehow made all the guns completely miserable to use. I had already missed 10+ times before starting this recording

Starter ability in an MMO: Strike your foe with a hammer, dealing 12 damage

Endgame ability: SMITE your foe with the FIST of GOD, dealing 14,768,379 RIGHTEOUS damage and causing three additional JUSTICE EXPLOSIONS which blind all nearby enemies

Oh my god The Rehearsal S2 is incredible

If someone could look in my fridge and tell me how much milk and stuff I have left, that would speak volumes

Just chilling for now 😎 you and I should catch up as well!

Yes we are! I have tons of free time lol

I just got a feeling of dread thinking "I forgot to check Slack" and then remembered I quit my job 2 months ago

All media in the world can be classified as one of two categories: Disney or Disn'tney

Filter's "Take a Picture" may be the greatest 90s song of all time

[taping "Because News" on CBC Radio]

host: what did Doug Ford say as he walked into the caucus meeting this morning?

panelist: (blows raspberry) OOPS I FARDED. then he danced the macarena

(90 second laugh track)

host: incorrect, it was "good morning, everyone"

Bill Nighy the Science Gighy

My kingdom for a Charlottetown coffee shop that stays open past 4 pm

Introducing the Therdadeter - the thermometer for men

Very appropriate! I found the judging notes for our biscuit competition recently

Been playing Watch_Dogs and it's so funny. Game tells me to go stop a potential crime at a gas station. I can't find the culprit. While I'm looking a guy kneels by the pumps and lights them on fire. The explosion sends him cartwheeling through the air and the game says GREAT JOB, MISSION COMPLETE

I am rewatching 19-2 and I am astonished that nobody seems to know that this show exists

Introducing HEpHIMd's Pie: Shepherd's Pie for men

Saw an ad today for "panalicious" pizza but the edges of the ad had worn off so it said analicious

Black Mirror plot ideas be like "what if there was a thing...that was bad"

Any sufficiently shitty fast food place will eventually run out of food names and start calling menu items like "craveables" and "tasteations"

bro if we get in a fight there will only be 2 hits: you hitting me and me hitting the speed dial to call my mommy