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That's far too much credit, the baby eating Bishop of Bath and Wells has probably just read a couple of posts on Xitter.

Roland, there are some things you are better off keeping to yourself. Frosty reading a reddit post about Atlas Shrugged and thinking it's the deepest thing he's ever encountered is one of them.

You had a good run but they're onto you.

"Funds are safe."

This is what we Brits call "squeaky bum time"

I'm sure Lisa Nandy would be horrified if she knew about this.

M's OUR dodgy yank and we wouldn't have it any other way 😉

I was being pithy but now I'm wondering. At what point would the estuary become the sea?

They're no less safe than they were yesterday.

Ohshit.

The Severn is tidal so that counts.

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Who wants to work with me? 👀

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The National Trust is really pushing the limits of what email filters will let through…

So... put you down as a maybe at the next exec vote?

Oh Luge Team Relay is it? Of course.

If it's a small crumb of comfort: there's been significant condemnation of the statement and the 'apology'.

Going to have to do that crying/hench doge meme for India bowling in the powerplay versus India bowling to a regular field. #TheCricket

I converted to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here's why I hate Jesus and the Pope.

Richard and I are both Scienticians and are happy to confirm this. It's crabs all the way down.

I was going to say respected but in my case it's a lie too far.

They're just saying what we're all thinking.

😉<- note safety wink

That's the second one. Clinton Baptiste provided the first word.

I'm getting the word...

He's sorry that you thought you were offended

Emily it is then!

The cricket predictions might be off but smashing the politics predictions today.

If I can offer a degree of comfort, in my experience the elected leaders have very specific sets of criteria that felt necessary and hers is 'I'm proper town me' which puts her in a battle with Rayner and Burnham and she's losing both of those. She'd lose to Thornberry too imvho.

When I first started my support group for perverted ice cream men, they came in their hundreds and thousands.

Absolutely the correct approach to life. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Nandy hitting send on the email saying to herself "Take that @roberthutton.co.uk " before thinking "Wait, does he work for the Telegraph?"

I'm feeling very half-Sicilian right now 😁

I would like to point out that you're not paying for this analysis, don't at me. (Italy 68-0 after SIX overs)