Samuel Theodore Eagle

The IOC: lets keep sports and politics separate

Also the IOC:

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

sorry, you guys are gonna have to work this out without me

> sauce boat for top ups

This man is a visionary

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

Honestly I think the group who picked the Winter Olympics are living a better life than all the rest of us.

> Day ends in a "y"
> Macron has a new grand plan for Europe.

It's going to be an amuse bouche for the four weeks of the World Cup this summer, which I can guarantee is going to cause some wild crashouts by some of the most tiresomely po-faced individuals imaginable.

They say the snow is melting due to the heat from the posts he has lined up in his head.

Gotta hedge it - you don't know if your baby will grow up to be an accountant or front a hair metal band.

More like YOLO Swaggins damn son

Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.

Mongolian 2026 winter olympics uniforms

Haitian 2026 Winter Olympics uniforms

Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms

I can’t not see the roof scene from Independence Day (1996)

Just want to quickly point out that *every single event* at the Winter Olympics is just a different form of sliding. Downhill sliding, endurance sliding, artistic sliding, team sliding. It's all just sliding.

Second this.

I mean, the year started with an 18 so close enough I guess.

The cosmic irritation that benighted foreigners don't understand that fact.

Love the idea of hiding your shame of calculating behind the cool of smoking.

"Wealthy parts of the country look nicer than poor ones"

Razor sharp insights here.

'I was lied to by the Prince of Darkness' is not a sustainable line.

Big if true.

>North Korea having troops on the ground

>>American tech companies shirking sanctions left and right

>>>China providing a bunch of money to kill Ukrainians

“But have you considered escalation?”

Comeback starts here lads

Pleased he's moved on from a New Royal Yacht at least.

Some brave soul must surely have tried waxing it by this point.

In an otherwise utterly grim saga this is, I'm sorry, hilarious. Epstein, the recipient of Mandelson's leaks chides him for being indiscreet and betraying his bosses in his autobiography.

Last person I saw try it got stabbed in the leg with a steak knife by their waitress tbf.

All governments should have one.