phillip jane stressman

A preview of the Mac theme "child" by "alta design"

child - alta design
https://macthemes.garden/themes/ae232930302a-child

"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG

finished watching a movie, then turned on the football game and immediately witnessed the brutal 1-2 punch of a gruesome lower leg mutilation into a kevin hart cell phone commercial. why in the fuck would anyone willingly subject themselves to this dog shit

Black and white promotional photograph of Simon in a black dress with embroidered design on it sitting on a chaise in front of a mural of a snarling Panther

Simone Simon for Cat People (1942)

EA's AI Game Development Tools Are Apparently So Bad That It's Costing More Money To Fix Their Mistakes A new report suggests that EA's pivot to AI is just causing costly mistakes, and the developers hate it.

If only everyone could have predicted this

www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...

bagels at suffer time

Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul
Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe and drift away

finally some good news

you ok bro? there were some pretty old clips in the Previously On - like they were reminding us of a conflict we thought had been resolved that's about to resurface, possibly with a fiendish new twist

bald Jacob Elordi in his full porcelain-white Frankenstein’s creature makeup (looking like Marco d'Agrate's St Bartholomew Flayed statue) trying to cuddle/softly smother his bored-looking Golden Retriever Layla, who’s resting in her dog bed

can't stop looking at this photo of Jacob Elordi in full Frankenstein's Creature makeup hugging his exasperated-looking dog

One Weird Trick to make sure you never get hoodwinked like this is to simply never support any politician or aspiring politician or electoral politics at all

Truly one of the worst times to canonically have great tits and correct opinions but someone has to do it

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

one big tent? you mean a fucking circus? for clowns??

this movie is so good. i need to watch it again this year

color block drawing of a pale pink and green cricket with a black head and white and red striped wings. there is a bright red spot between its eyes, and long pale yellow antennae swoop back along its body. the background is solid pink

a step away from the #invertober list, a cricket commission (Triaenogryllacris triaena)

ghostwatch kicks so much ass and it only gets better on a rewatch beca you start to see how many scenes the ghost is in from pretty early on

All you have to do is look at the first post of all of these accounts to see THEY ARE HERE TO TROLL. Don’t take the bait.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

if you're trans you have to stay alive. i do make the rules

i am newer to having boobs but i still can’t figure out how other women wrap towels around themselves to cover them without their dicks hanging out the bottom

I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news

Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions

oh shit hes going to do it

The Chair Company representing all of us who have used an instant messenger

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

You can, in fact, just do stuff. No permission needed. Have an idea? Execute it.

Mean Bitch Shit Girl

Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

Good reporting on the South Shore raid from South Side weekly here.

Confirms one thing I was told but didn't put in my own piece because I didn't have a second source and it seemed too insane: border agents segregated arrested residents by race

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

a bumper sticker which reads "Proud Parent of the Omelas Child"

I like to weigh myself before I cum and after I cum. the difference is not so large