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@maurieray.bsky.social

I just had two cookies and a Coke

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men today are so deeply unserious while also being deeply terrifying

18.09.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s giving dystopia πŸ’…πŸΌ

12.09.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Women find out they’re gay late in life and they become Glennon Doye. Men find out they’re gay late in life and they become N@zi podcasters

10.08.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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how I feel watching Love Island USA

18.07.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America is one big Poop Cruise.

02.07.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is declaring a ceasefire the way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy

24.06.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hot take: I don’t want to know what podcast hosts look like. I crave MYSTERY

30.05.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never a more prescient film for our times

19.05.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feelin nostalgic for truth and facts

19.05.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when I die, read my @letterboxd.social reviews aloud at my funeral, they were my life’s work

26.04.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liberals need to understand that it is possible to work with people you hate to get what you want. Republicans understand this, which is why they win

23.04.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

didn’t expect to see β€œElon’s surrogate brood mare” on my apocalypse survival kit list but here we are

22.04.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys have we considered the fact that maybe Stephen Miller can’t read?

15.04.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The stock
market Me
🀝
Feeling like
crashing out

03.04.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We went from β€œI think maybe this whole DEI thing was an over correction” to β€œdo not even BREATHE the word β€˜BLACK’ or β€˜WOMAN’!!”

04.04.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do we think DT has ever been inside of a grocery store?

03.04.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans are acting in a way that makes me wonder if they think they will never have to relinquish power again

26.03.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no no that’s my emotional support 24hr ER shift show

26.03.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that Severance finale was giving The Graduate vibes HARD. Just exceptional television

22.03.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh to be a boomer with zero internet literacy and expendable income

21.03.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey @nytimes.com wtf was that interview this morning on the Daily?? you really thought NOW is the time to make people even MORE skeptical of health institutions? What is wrong with you

20.03.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another one bites the dust

07.03.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

some of yall: I jumped on the Trump train for the cheap eggs, but all I got was a recession and WWIII!

04.03.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The good news is, they will never be as funny as us and it just eats them up. Like I will die (literally) laughing at y’all unfunny wanks

26.02.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™

07.02.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8602    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 189    πŸ“Œ 12

Elon Musk just forcibly took over the U.S. Treasury and we are all just *checks notes* letting him????

03.02.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that β€˜Severance’ is back on, I am once again reminded of why it’s one of the most compelling and culturally relevant shows on tv. Are there any others that I’m missing?

24.01.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry for yelling but WHEN DID IT BECOME OKAY AGAIN TO BE A N@ZI???

24.01.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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