Andy

Brownback's Kansas 2, electric boogaloo

Elites: people who went to ivy leagues, got good marks

Not elites: ivy league but bad marks

Imagining how unhappy people would be if the DNC were as strong as a UK political party lmao

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "we can say 'retard' and 'pussy' without fear of getting cancelled... It's a new dawn" Exerpt of a moron being interviewed by the FT about Trump's election

Thinking about our friend in banking on this difficult day

Between Trump on guns now and Bessent on USDJPY, GOP seems to be backing away fast from a Right to Carry?

"We just need to give him one more off-ramp, just one more, this one will totally work bro, please bro, just one more" - Europe

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Yes, and you're terrible at predicting UK politicians' course as well...

Don't hate on @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social ,hes taking a well-earned break from being an MP

The US just needs a triple lock, that will certainly fix everything and cause no problems whatsoever

My dept recently realised that their internal small grants ended up costing more than the value, so they switched to a quasi-lottery system, which I'm a big fan of

Much easier to do within a single dept tho!

Books of baby names used to be a thing! [some] people have always wanted to outsource this kind of thing

They are regulated! The govt just lacks the [bandwidth/competence/resources]* to actually enforce the regulations

*word of choice depends on your political leanings

Some clown saying "but if I drive to a large city, it becomes my problem. It also hurts the people who live outside the area and work inside it" as a reason for congestion pricing to be equivalent to civil war lmao

Incredible mind

Medical care is a limited resource, like road capacity

The ANC kinda slow-rolled land reform in SA, in part due to seeing the experience that Zim have had and not wanting anything like that

Nothing official tho! It just kinda got slow rolled

No doubt they used up some exquisite and expensive missiles to do so, given their choices against the Houthis

The sinking of the Bismark lmao

warrior cop @wyatt_privilege doctor: I've written you a prescription here. Follow that and let's check in next week. It should help with your symptoms but if it doesn't we'll know more. chiropractor sprinting to double kick you in the neck: say goodbye to IBS 9:03 AM • 10/7/19 • Twitter for iPhone 420 Retweets 1,808 Likes

Honestly, I don't think the "radium therapy" is thaaat harmful, if people wanna do it then let them. The issue is more allowing that but banning nuclear power

[in South Africa] coal power plants release loads of radiation, ironically

Not sure about other countries, but our coal comes with some radioactive metals, which then get crushed up, burned, and blown across the country

Incredible first few paragraphs

Local man does stupid thing, convinces others to copy him

Not sure if you've seen Germany's "radium therapy", but the combo of finding out about that as they closed down their nuclear plants turned me into the joker

Parts of German society seem to be remarkably anti-scientific in similar ways to RFK's "health" "science"

If only bananas had a shelf-life approaching that of grains

Yeah except they make appointments and then don't show up

The NHS need to start charging £10/gp appointment for this exact reason

Bold of you to think I can read

For many of our (engineering!) projects, the funder requires that all the data is maintained for 10 years after the project finishes, but due to how the funding is administered they can't/don't pay for anything after the project end

If we have issues for even 10 yrs, I can only imagine history etc

Have a good holidays guys :)