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garsh...

Verhoeven's like: yeah, that's fine

apps are for babies

and you're just gonna try to debunk it with some weak "if people came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" type shit

I like when hoover cries for the doctors and dentists that crash their planes

Americans just aren’t partying anymore.

when we were dunking on them for just finding out about the odyssey we missed that they probably just found out about poems, too

Then go bother shepherd.

is this place weird yet?

Fuck. I forgot you were here. Why?

*respectfully* awooga

The last time I got a summons, I put it on the fridge and then just completely forgot to call. I wonder if there’s a warrant out for me or something.

But the only threat they pose is as a choking hazard.

Aside from catching a fraudster, was there something he actually wanted?

That doesn't work here, bitch. Get fucked.

New followers with the Avis blurred

Keep getting followed by these very blurry girls.

eavesdropping on my clients openly talking about genocide as they drop to whispers to discuss something they apparently think would sound inappropriate

WaPo has issued a response.

My HOA president doesn't know he's waving old glory from a GIRL's flagpole.

*poking you in the eyes so you know I'm your dad*

block

Basically, yes, everyone I don't like is a Nazi.

whenever there is extended discourse about like, the morality of blocking someone, i can’t help but feel like a lot of people here would benefit from putting some real energy into not being a pussy

*immediately breaks neck*

i think i just broke twitter

this is what $3899.00 in groceries looks like these days

I let a boomer con me into a phone call and then he started giving me turn by turn directions.