“Once the bribes clear, and we setup the false flag op to shift public opinion, we’ll decide when to start WWIII.”

elmo from sesame street is standing on a red table with the words battle rage engaged written below him . ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing on a red table with the words battle rage engaged written below him .

Junior on the campaign trail.

a man wearing a beanie and a hoodie is making a funny face and saying `` shots ! '' ALT: a man wearing a beanie and a hoodie is making a funny face and saying `` shots ! ''

New DOD lunch policy:

a lion from the wizard of oz is crying and says i haven 't any courage . ALT: a lion from the wizard of oz is crying and says i haven 't any courage .

Too scared to remove. Too greedy to resign.

Listening to an old @pattonoswalt joke about a senile president sitting in a wadding pool of his own poop with a pirate hat on and asking if it would be any worse than Bush? Turns out it is. 😫

Hey, @repbynum.bsky.social look what you voted for. Your yea vote for the Laken-Riley act is eroding our rights, and you’re responsible.

Getting an early start on March Madness by losing my goddamn mind

The wages of the richest 1% have skyrocketed 182% since 1979. 

Meanwhile, the wages of the bottom 90% have seen just 44% growth. 

Trickle down economics was always a hoax.

We’re about to have a Russian asset in charge of the intelligence agencies. But sure, let’s worry about drone flights.