lip balm enthusiast

Today I became the person that put fish in the work microwave. I’ll never go back. This life of danger is so for me

I do high key miss when you could get a fat handful of sprouts on a JJ sandwich

Seamlessly gliding from one cult to another by applying Prosperity Gospel to the AA basket

Stray wood is boy jars

She’s writing bengal fan fiction!!!!

Is this Dune

@pkittykatz.bsky.social calls this exact same thing in his house “the war chest”

I just want a fun little drink that doesn’t cost $10

labubu water birth

People really melting down about a Qatari base on US soil as if American foreign policy isn’t built upon us having bases in sovereign countries all over the world. Aight okay

I need someone to pay me $65K a year to be smart and cool and goo at hyping people up, but like, for a good cause

Happy Caturday from Ziggy, who doesn’t care that a Cincinnati lizard lives in our apartment now, apparently

THEY NEVER GOT ASSATA AND THEY NEVER WILL. SHE DIED A FREE BLACK WOMAN

How much of that dirt weed you smoke tonight?

I feel like I’m taking hit after hit lately in life and as soon as I’m out of The Sads another one comes along. This shit is for the birds.

I “deconstructed” years ago but realized I didn’t do a thorough and searching job in a way to bring me peace so I’m revisiting the process. AND WHAT A TIME TO BE DOING SO

What if we were already named Molly though

Ya

Evangelical indoctrination is crazy. I haven’t identified as a Christian in 18 years AND YET all this rapture talk has me cold-sweating with anxiety.

My friend got sued by a cop for DEFAMATION because they posted a video of the cop making white supremacist hand gestures. Went to the state Supreme Court. My friend won.

Is this why I always feel like I’m in trouble when I get a flu shot or go to the DMV

Got to pet SIX different cats today so yeah my weekend is going great

PITY

I like it when people order those at the bar I work at and ask for a shot of liquor in it

My neighbor works at the mosque where that man serves as imam. It’s a huge deal that he’s been freed, he’s an amazing person.

Got a new iPhone today. Went for a 14 cause my old iPhone still had a BUTTON. A BUTTON. I am so disoriented

It’s the least they can do since I am a BARTENDER and deal with the public all day and have zero benefits from my employer. Cough it up!

I decided to send my boss a catty email low-key demanding I be reimbursed since I don’t have sick pay either!

Took my uninsured ass to Walgreens to get a Covid booster and they wanted me to pay $225 for that shit WE ARE IN HELL

You can print stuff for free at most libraries with your library card!