javi aka “incompetent pouf”

man if only there was an opposition party that could engage in principled protest against this. oh well!

I just realized there’s a dang CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE

one the greatest pieces of literature written this year. is alt text for a picture of Big Balls the de facto head of the treasury

The alt text here is why alt text is so important

i love it when 21 billion evaporates. good economy

they finally let me cook

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

i don’t want to see AI. i want to see things that are beautiful and true

the hot guy on bake off called great wave a pretty famous painting when it’s a print, i’m pointing at the screen and yelling that it’s not a painting it’s a print

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jimmy carter dying really puts a damper on the new year tbh

most progressive president since fdr moment

Nobody:

Crustacean Paul McCartney: 🎶 shrimply haaaaving a wonderful christmastime 🎶

the venerable Doctor Pepper is making an early house call this morning

Aliveism is this really messed up form of bigotry against the dead serving in Congress

Not unless we put on the best damn Christmas pageant the town’s ever seen!

if I had the One Ring from the Lord Of The Rings trilogy I would simply overcome its allure and dispose of it, easily. invisibility is not that exciting

if i start calling myself a “changemaker” you can take this skeet as my full permission to luigi me

my québécois paul mccartney bit did not help me pull last night 😞

Gonna spend a little bit longer in samsara fyi. Due to my Desires

my candidate won this was worth all the blisters :)))))))))))

i thought this was the onion

hmm

i honestly love being pandered to

Whenever someone starts a reply with “I live in Norway but looking at your country,” I just want to rub my eyes and go yes of course you’re better, it’s cold there, all you have time to do is organize better systems of government

How much would it cost to take out a full page ad in the Post to inform New Yorkers about the right of jury nullification?

dude you GOTTA play this new Sony exclusive. it's an action game where half the time you're just walking behind someone while they exposit and occasionally you get to hit square/shoot the same three enemy types. but get this, the story? it's about how being a dad is the most epic game of all...