Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap

The last meme thing I heard from the kiddo is that 67 is over

Area man whiffs obvious flirt, film at 11

I bought a USB disc drive for $20 so I could still rip cds to my new computer

Now give it back. Give what back

We got like a foot last storm and had school canceled one day and then a bunch of iPad days because *it was cold* it was kind of pathetic

Fartcelona

setting the Timeline Alert to red. We have an awards show-level hazard tonight (state of the union address). Please limit exposure to the best of your ability and try not to spread any harmful information (in the case of presidential speeches all information is harmful)

I wish domesticated cats didn't peak at like, Maine Coon size

These are bad guys from Yellow Submarine 2: revenge of the meanies

Agent Cooper to his tape recorder: Diane, 11:30 am, February 24. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Happy Twin Peaks Day, everyone! I went there a couple years ago and the waterfall by the Great Northern is still my phone pic. The Double R is open too

LET'S GET BIZZAY

That's a name I shouldn't have to hear again, we knew she was a steaming pile long ago

Winners don't use drugs screen the FBI put on arcade games

Old millennials did

Happy birthday cake for Merida

Merida turns 7 today so our kiddo made her a birthday cake out of a squeeze treat and some temptations

I mean what if Geico would pay for this, Bettman would consider it

Lionel Hutz: still got it

Handshakes are over, time for all those dudes to individually apologize to Sidney Crosby.

Mcfraud can't win without Crosby

Canada because I only wanted the US women to win

There's a taco place here that is actually good but makes me think of the floofys tweet every time

🎶 They'll never stop the Simpsons 🎶

Bart: uh, I learned the touch of death.

If you like morning baseball you can get CPBL TV like I do 🇹🇼 My favorite team, the Fubon Guardians has their home games on Twitch for free if you don't want to subscribe

A bunch of the Steel Army took a chartered bus from Pittsburgh to Tulsa for the USL Final

Did they find my wallet? I left it there

Radio station president: if you don't get that kid an elephant by tomorrow, the DJ 3000 gets your job.

Andy the cat in the fishing shack

The cats got a new scratch box after Andy wrecked the last one by dropping the Christmas tree on it

I had a geography teacher with a mountain of modern marvels on VHS

Say hi to Clay Rapada