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Chris Swift

@chrisswift58.bsky.social

Has terminal cancer but outlasted the bloody Tories. Glory-hunting Kidderminster Harriers supporter living in Bristol.

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Latest posts by chrisswift58.bsky.social on Bluesky

They are fucking shit.

14.10.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw him with JM many times. Top geezer.

24.09.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Top bloke. Helped my chapel many times over the years. A big loss.

23.09.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The first time I heard it, it was being sung by Wrexham fans at some weird European away game years ago. Not that I like giving Wrexham credit for anything...

20.09.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! Well done the Pears.
Must admit I thought we'd blown it towards the end.

20.09.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done Somerset - brilliant all day.

13.09.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was born on the same day as me. I look shite as well.

05.09.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you mean "out of beers"?
That's dreadful.

04.09.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think there's any suggestion that she's done anything wrong intentionally - rather that she acted in good faith after receiving incorrect financial/tax advice.
The right-wing media will carry on pursuing her because she is everything they hate.
Let's wait for the Magnus report.

04.09.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worcestershire la la la! What a stuffing that was. C'mon the Pears..

31.08.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They travel in large numbers too. Tremendous away support.

27.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see what you did, you little minx.

25.08.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bosting. Well done our kid.

24.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope but a spot of gravy and lots of black pepper.

20.08.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was basically cottage pie but with haggis instead of mince. Bloody lovely mind and there's some leftovers.

20.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Liam and I just had haggis pie. Gert lush, as they say down here.

20.08.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're not invited Johansen.🀣

13.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haggis Pie with Tatties and Neeps and Whisky Sauce This way of serving haggis is perfect for a Burns Night or New Year's supper party, it can be prepared well ahead and cooked when you need it. Serve with any simple green vegetable. The Delia Online C...

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I might do this, but with a bit of gravy.

13.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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NUJ vigil outside Downing St for the 196 journalists and media workers killed in Gaza including the Al Jazeera journalist killed in a tent with other media workers this week. They work in the most dangerous conditions to keep us informed while Israel bans media from entering Gaza.

13.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn't go on Saturday but, bizarrely, was there a week earlier on way back from Coventry v St Pauli friendly (my German team, don’t ask). And will have a couple of Batham's there next weekend as I'm up to see my mum in Franche, who's 90 with severe MS but still going to outlast me. Bugger!

11.08.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can remember him doing a couple of solo shows at the King & Castle absolutely yonks ago. He was brilliant. "Let's have a party and let's drink lots of beer..."
Marvellous.

11.08.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't listen to the fat fascist fuck.

04.08.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smith looked like someone who'd never held a bat before. Why are we trying to twat every delivery?

04.08.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I so love that band. My late dad once fitted a kitchen for Kevin Rowland and the trombone player lived one street down from my gran

02.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheer yourself with the fact it wasn't fucking DPD, who didn't even try to deliver my parcel last week and instead dumped it in a newsagents two miles away. Useless twats.

31.07.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice.

31.07.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And the Mrs Joyful Prize for Rafia Work. As any fule kno.

31.07.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should have done it months ago, not in September. Starmer’s such a disappointment.

29.07.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If people are already suffering with depression, then giving them FGR tickets is an act of cruelty. They've gone through enough.

29.07.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wanted to add thanks but ran out of characters and don't know how the thread thing works because I'm an old git.

26.07.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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