's Avatar

@slumnapoleon.bsky.social

58 Followers  |  292 Following  |  85 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  2.0362

Latest posts by slumnapoleon.bsky.social on Bluesky

SEE APOCRYPHAL QUOTE IN BIO.

12.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, no, what was the original unmistranslated version?

12.08.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is me as a football fan and a human being.

12.08.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like the French Revolution, it’s too early to tell.

12.08.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think it’s possible for us to breach it, only MGW and his representatives. Forest may know something. All stupidly speculative but his agent may have been agitating for a move, threatening to leak the value of the clause, speaking in a way that suggested they weren’t going to respect the nda

15.07.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the release clause is there as the price they have to sell at but they want to keep it secret in the hope that someone will bid s much more. US bidding precisely the right amount makes Forest think that the secrecy clause has been broken and in consequence the whole clause is invalidated.

15.07.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are they sitting on a tiny wooden elephant?

11.07.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The kid in the background so bored she’s trying to eat a flag.

15.06.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very much enjoying β€œSo you went and changed your name, honeymooned beside Lake Placid, and to my eternal shame I went to Lego Land on acid.”

15.06.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only that your maths was partial and misleading.

09.06.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gazing into the unfashionable void of a million misplaced passes.

09.06.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Thomas Frank always has the look of a man who was quietly walking his dog when he came across the mutilated body of a close friend.

It’s a face that might come in handy at Spurs.

#coys

09.06.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well match day revenue is approx Β£5m per home game; Β£15m for participation in league phase; avg of Β£1m prize money per game; broadcast revenue; increased sponsor obligations; intangibles like the mythical shirt sales; plus likely further money for going past the league phase. Β£100m is conservative.

07.06.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, they got Β£5m for winning the final. They made around Β£35m from the tournament Asa while. That’s aside from the approximately Β£100m minimum they’ll make from CL participation.

I’d have kept Ange but your figures are all over the place.

07.06.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think that’s it. The difficulty is that the success Ange achieved is all but impossible to replicate but the failings seem all too likely to reoccur. We’re not going to win a trophy to qualify for the CL but we may well throw away a lot of games. Levy doesn’t see bet as a good one.

07.06.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Too proud to hit Reset Password

06.06.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too proud to hit Reset Password.

06.06.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought they wouldn’t sack him. We won a trophy and qualified for the Champions League that’s literally Spurs’ season for the last 64 years. What more did they expect? I think for the board the issue is that it’s not the kind of success you can replicate but the flaws seem likely to remain.

06.06.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I see it I think β€œwhy’s that model in a spurs shirt carrying a backpack in every photo?”

31.05.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the thing for me is that no one’s going to do better than this. Poch was an extravagantly lucky find. No one else has done anywhere near as well with so little money in the last 20 years. Ange is fun and he won something that’s where we’re at and it’s not bad.

31.05.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We were going to see the Donnarumma but the queues were too big and I’m told it’s actually much smaller in real life.

31.05.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More angstball than Angeball

21.05.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bilbao bagging goals more like…

I’m just going to pop my phone down and reflect on what done.

21.05.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See the luck I’ve had, can make a good man turn bad

21.05.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reggie!

16.05.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if we never actually sold Harry Kane and it’s actually his shiny faced brother Charlie who’s been racking up the Bundesliga numbers?

13.05.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Show me a Spurs fan who’s confident about this game and I’ll show you someone who watched the 18/19 Champions League campaign and literally no other Spurs match.

That said…

01.05.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed this as well and reacted in a childish way

06.04.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t want to be that guy* but wasn’t it Trippier who provided the assist?

* I am fully aware that I am very much β€œthat guy” it’s just that I really don’t want to be.

21.03.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s mostly meant with a positive intention. It’s also the case that the Australian mate carries with it slightly different connotations to the British mate. You wouldn’t, for example, hear a British manager use it when he’d forgotten a journalist’s name. It would be weird.

21.03.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@slumnapoleon is following 20 prominent accounts