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Christopher Barton

@christopherpbarton.bsky.social

Sometimes I write, sometimes I lift heavy things. Minneapolis based. I talk about music and food a lot.

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I can be a fierce apologist for Tonight and Never Let Me Down, yet Tin Machine has always been a bridge too far. I have to say, these 2 episodes cracked my armor. For the first time in decades, I'm willing to give my neglected copy of TM2 another spin. Amlapura really is nice, isn't it?

01.08.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Natasha Lyonne in the Fantastic Four movie looked like she could have stepped out of a panel from a John Byrne issue of FF.

27.07.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5’7”. Shorty.

26.07.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman stands, body covered by an orange tent, arms and legs poking through slits. Her head is covered by a smaller orange tent, face showing through a cutout.

A woman stands, body covered by an orange tent, arms and legs poking through slits. Her head is covered by a smaller orange tent, face showing through a cutout.

"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."

25.07.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3475    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 28

I could try for Master of the World and not have to lose my beard!

25.07.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or it’s that magic moment when he stares into the ark of the covenant, just before his face melts off. Not that I fantasize.

25.07.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I planned a cosplay for next year’s @theuncannyexp.bsky.social , who should I go as? I kinda wanna rock my natural hair, but that leaves me with Magneto or Old Man Logan? Suggestions appreciated.

25.07.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, to all the Uncanny Experiencers I've connected with on here over the weekend - hey there! I hope to see you all next year and have more familiar faces to share all the fun with.

14.07.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My day at @theuncannyexp.bsky.social was more of an Alpha Flight Experience today, thanks to 2 hours of panels by @maconfleetwood.bsky.social and @whynotpodcast.bsky.social, and a whole buncha AF goodies from Excelsior Embroidery! Not bad, eh.

12.07.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Deee-Lite released their third & final studio album β€˜Dewdrops In The Garden’ 31 years ago on July 12, 1994 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/DeeeLiteDwdrps

12.07.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Listened to the episode, and you & Leah mirrored my opinions with frightening accuracy! The content feels appropriately on-theme given past volumes, yet sadly underwhelming considering this is the final box. Even the cover art suggests more whimper than bang. Journey > Destination.

09.07.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The box art looks like something you'd see on a spinner rack at a gas station. Also, I grabbed up enough special editions the first time around, do I really need a third copy of No Plan? I probably do, it's an illness. The completist in me is already clearing shelf space, sigh...

09.07.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Concetta has a knife here in her pockybook

Concetta has a knife here in her pockybook

04.07.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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All The Young Droids: Junkshop Synth Pop 1978-1985, by Various Artists 24 track album

Off-brand Gary Numan moments but in an absolutely essential kind of way. This compilation is delightful.

02.07.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was little, my father took us to see Jimmy Swaggart preach (or whatever he did) at a convention center in Indianapolis. Because it was GA seating, there was a stampede when doors opened and I was separated from my parents and nearly trampled. I was 6 years old. Thoughts & prayers, asshole.

02.07.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same!

01.07.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Groove Is in the Heart (Bootsified to the Nth Degree)
YouTube video by Deee-Lite - Topic Groove Is in the Heart (Bootsified to the Nth Degree)

The only dignified version of this song to include on a party playlist, in my humble opinion. #ohanduhohyeah

29.06.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lobstora!!

28.06.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been a Residents nerd for years and I’ve never even seen this one. @theresidents.bsky.social, is this bootleggage?

28.06.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Some Residents albums, a couple of Art of Noise albums, a PiL record- all on vinyl - and a Saint Etienne CD single

Some Residents albums, a couple of Art of Noise albums, a PiL record- all on vinyl - and a Saint Etienne CD single

TGIF haul from Let It Be Records’ penultimate farewell wrecka sale in St. Paul.

28.06.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My comfort TV in 1981: Love Boat.

My comfort TV in 2025: Poop Cruise.

27.06.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It just occurred to me that this soundtrack was released in June 1980 but I didn’t own it until Christmas of the same year. How was I expected to have a healthy childhood for those almost six Xanadu-free months?!?!

26.06.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s been a crummy week. Maybe not the worst week on record, but still crummy. Even the weather sucks. But this morning I realized I’ve been lifting regularly for a year now…and that’s something good, yeah?

26.06.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be there and I’m excited for all the AF goodness!

25.06.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be there and I hope I can get my mitts on a copy - super excited!

25.06.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jealous!

25.06.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bravo for cooling off Mr. Hot Take! Thoughtful and generous response in the moment, and great work adding the essay to unpack how that moment reverberated for you. Thanks for turning a cringe moment into a teachable moment.

23.06.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bob the Drag Queen’s novel β€œHarriet Tubman: Live In Concert” was my fastest read of a book in years. I basically inhaled it in two sittings and enjoyed every last fume. #yaybooks #yayreading #reclaimingmybrain

20.06.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minnesota noice

15.06.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8134    πŸ” 1023    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 60
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Beautiful,no notes

15.06.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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