rictus of friendship

Wemby INSANITY with Ruocco on the call:

manifesting 4k bluray of the og trilogy

N95 Mask With Outline of... @gonebabygone.bsky.social Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it. June 29, 2024 at 11:31 AM

no drink of any kind thrown in his face smh

oh no well he’s pretty popular in nyc which is where his popularity is actually relevant because he isn’t running for nationwide office

Alex spots a baseball player and in disbelief, she clasps her hands to the sides of her face and says "WOW! Trey Yesavage! You're my hero!" Trey Yesavage points to himself with this thumb and nonchalantly states "I was born after 9/11. Alex's face rapidly ages, melting into a heap of loose skin and wrinkles. John Schneider grabs Yesaage by the shoulder and says "Kid, you gotta stop introducing yourself to people that way."

first of all, how dare you?

rack ’em

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

wherever this was posted currently has a gas leak

Piling on the criticism of Netanyahu's government after Knesset advanced legislation to annex the West Bank while US Vice President JD Vance was in town, a senior Trump administration official tells @TimesofIsrael , "The Israelis can't treat us like we're Joe Biden." (1/3)

lmfao, holy fucking shit

he’s posting

These buttons SCREAMIN on the kid

how big a problem is the gas leak at the nyt building?

get a grip this is unhinged

Stop this reactionary nonsense. The requirement for coming into the tent is that you put aside your shit ass bigotry and act like a person who wants to be in the tent. Can’t handle that shit? Then do what you want outside the tent

You come into my house you take off your shoes

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.

Wes Anderson

still image from the video of the older white dude calling people slurs and cheering for trump, then someone steals his glasses and he chases him down but eats complete shit and does a full “cop going down the metal slide in boston” slide on his face. the still image is him, mid-slide, face on the pavement, ass up in the air

face down ass up this is how i campaign for trump

4d chess

listening, learning, locking in

very texas phenomenon, especially shitty if you do not live there

sorry this is america, the best we can do is: permanent fox news sinecure for leavitt and periodic bios in centrist pubs

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

nary a mistruth

Oh so that’s why the dnc is funding a geriatric opposition got it