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oh yes it’s OR…that’s all the facts, Jack

They told us in their intro theme “there’s baloney in our sacks/ we have pay for play contracts”…. What other labor violations are the animaniacs aware of?? We’ve got to get their testimony in court

I prayed to Jesus that capitalism would save my family and Jesus looked at me and I saw him smile

In about two weeks we’re going to have the teenage gunney sgt who pressed the “fire second missile” button from his drone control station’s Xbox controller in Wyoming, and THEN this will be a crime necessitating accountability and oversight

“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning.

Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪

She read about simile on Wikipedia and decided to take it for a spin

I don’t have to know what Noah looks like I can tell he’s ugly and stupid from how he writes

Obviously the historical eugenics movement was appalling….HOWEVER,

New oculus hardware for all those apps and services that don’t exist!!! You’ll spend $400 on nothing and LOVE IT!!!!

The time has come to declare war on AI "It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."

Good morning. Fuck AI. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

Pretty sure his arm does this in Dragon Ball???

I was about to say no but I’ve just learned CNN and Kalshi are opening wagers in the “Overwhelming Bullshit” markets

I think you mean national security OPPORTUNITY

Listen, they were immaculately built at first, but she likes to press them together and make them kiss sometimes, so some of the parts have loosened up

It would be cool if this ends up having a Streisand effect, where it ends up selling MORE due to the backlash to censorship, but that requires being listed somewhere where credit card payments can be made

A serious reporter of anything tangentially related to the video games industry, concerned with doing more than simply regurgitating press releases, would recognize this opportunity to explore Valve’s virtual monopoly over the industry and its outsized role as an indie kingmaker

And speaking of Cronenberg let’s not forget he made a movie where Viggo Mortensen reached sexual climax by surgically grafting extra ears onto his chest or whatever.

Infinity Pool buddy

If we’re clutching pearls over a game featuring a “Press X To Psychologically Torment” mechanic, it’s time to pack it up and agree games aren’t allowed to have a message or convey any meaning. Alright man you win, games can never be art, everything should be Roblox Minecraft from here on out.

Destin I watched a movie about a man who commits murder, gets cloned and watches his clone get executed for his murder, then finds a sex dungeon where rich people sexually assault and torture clones of themselves. It was an international blockbuster in theaters and has an 87% on Rotten Tomatoes

Yeah you might be right but have you considered she’s got a good life so fuck them kids

The tech sector is disrupting the tech sector! Gone are the days of pesky customers feeling obligated to some level of service or customer care from an app or subscription service. Every device you own will just be a thin-client tethered to some AI shitbox and you’ll say THANK YOU for the PRIVILEGE!

Cohen is a ghost going to PAX East @skullmandible JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going 3:25 AM • 2015-08-09

Still not old enough for The Nuzz

You may not appreciate this now but once you’re past a certain age, if a younger woman propositions you, it’s physically and emotionally impossible to turn her down no matter what

I really wanted to love the Cat’s Eye / Lupin crossover but it had a very similar problem

you know how the whole family freaks out and everybody has to rush back home for one last moment with grandpa before he dies?? i like to imagine it’s something like that

I’m playing the spread by putting $5 on “ultimately nothing good or bad happens”