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Time for a worker's revolt

13.02.2026 00:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#LUHB

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"Elon we need you to destroy the sun!"

12.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

pinky out, very formal

12.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"The moon economy is about to boom. In fact, I am experiencing some growth right now"

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Leg.

12.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

14 years ago today. No social media manager. No PR. Just raw unfiltered emotion and heartfelt stream of consciousness for a much-loved and much-missed musical icon. The day the music died and Twitter peaked. @

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Either way it's all about Hole

11.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo removed

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts

11.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 7886 🔁 1507 💬 187 📌 395

Could lead to confusion when discussing the music of Stone Temple Pilots

11.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rotten old cunt.

11.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a statue of a robot with a blue light on it ALT: a statue of a robot with a blue light on it

Not like he's building a Geth army...

11.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

or he just read the title and decided he wants to impregnate it.

11.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's play skateboarding🛹

スケボーで階段をジャンプして飛び越えて見せますねっ

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Tom Cruise, it would fuck Scientology up at the same time!

11.02.2026 05:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big Ben strikes again 👏

10.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All right I’ll say it: that’s too many times

10.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 1194 🔁 190 💬 11 📌 2

And we're prepared to compromise

10.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a video game says " did j ever tell you the definition of insanity " ALT: a man in a video game says " did j ever tell you the definition of insanity "

10.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sick of this cunt.

10.02.2026 13:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

first you have to 🤌🤌 on each turnbuckle

10.02.2026 07:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is a very pink community

09.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

09.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 1947 🔁 270 💬 9 📌 0

a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his mouth ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his mouth

09.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Slopper's Plaza

09.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

his mother was a nUUUUEEERRRGHse

09.02.2026 12:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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