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@macaroni.ninja.bsky.social

I make signs and stickers and things. I never really got the hang of social media so I'm trying here but there probably won't be much going on in this feed. πŸ™ƒ they/them

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Latest posts by macaroni.ninja on Bluesky

Stripping this of its original context because it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

04.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

I can't personally vouch for them (still saving up to buy one for myself) but I like Wild Gym for the same reason. Just a nice pack without the military aesthetic. Also they have a new minimalist pack that looks interesting.

03.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in
December 2025
We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change.
New York City Transit

F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

07.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11396    πŸ” 2110    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 120

Gelli plates and related accessories are great for kids that age. Also seconding a polaroid/instax camera or printer.

09.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is not remarked upon enough that these guys just genuinely and sincerely hate america and hate americans

03.11.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3476    πŸ” 712    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 18

every once in a while I feel like I get a glimpse of what social networking would be if the platform incentives were just to give us a glimpse of normal people enjoying themselves...

15.10.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 418    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

My habit of mentally cataloging all neighborhood dogs has paid off, and we celebrated the accomplishment with an ice cream. (Pumpkin and coconut, if you're wondering. It was delicious.)

12.09.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight we found a tiny adorable dog walking in the street. I said, "That might be Gizmo. I don't know what he looks like but I know there's a house on this block with a small dog named Gizmo." Walk over, knock on the door, guy answers and before we can say anything, "Oh it's Gizmo!"

12.09.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Phew! Just sent you a DM with the info.

11.09.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Okay I was assuming you were asking because of research for something you were writing, But I hit reply and only then realized this may have been meant as a commentary on the present moment and I'm just very slow on the uptake. 🀦🏻)

11.09.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I can't help directly but would you be interested in cold emailing someone? I had a history professor who focused on 19th and 20th century Italian culture/politics and he seemed like the type of person who would love to talk about this, or at least point you in the right direction.

11.09.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I like seeing your author content/writing updates on my skyline, and even moreso really appreciate your feed of interesting, non-doomer posts. (And the cheery rainbow hat selfies are an added bonus and have made me want some type of rainbow hat for myself.) πŸ˜„

23.05.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"

a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"

a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak

a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck πŸ’ΈπŸ€πŸ€ž

19.05.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10105    πŸ” 3875    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 98

Though full disclosure: I was quite used to being at the bottom of my class (yay undiagnosed ADHD) and still did okay for myself. Also based on the updates I've seen about past exam grades etc. it seems like you're on the right track so try not to worry.

21.05.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not in medicine, but in a past career I was a biochemist who taught primarily pre-med and nursing students. I would not be worried about that grade, especially on just one exam. No one is going to be perfect in every topic and like you said you have other exams to bring it up.

21.05.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean even most sick people don't wear masks anymore, so I think the options are more like "considerate" or "sick and considerate."

16.05.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or trans guys, if they're into that πŸ‘€

Seriously part of the reason I love this video so much is that it made me realize that transitioning didn't have to mean the end of wearing whatever clothes I want or being unable to dance however I want or anything like that.

08.05.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3. My entire career path since 2005, and the circumstances that led to me running my small business, can be directly traced to that one time I saw a video of a flying lawnmower.

02.05.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2. My grandmother really wanted me to like Barbie when I was young, but I would only accept ice skater Barbie (she had a *very sparkly* costume) and, um, zookeeper/safari Barbie? Because she came with a tiny animal. (A leopard I think?)

01.05.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1. One day in grad school I was having a bad day so I stopped at the pet store on my way home and named one of the budgies (always a bad idea). I had to go back the next day and adopt him, and I still can't reconcile how much I like having pet birds with how much I hate loud noises. πŸ€”

01.05.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm already not working today and I need something to do other than doomscroll on here and this sounds like fun so, sure! I look forward to the challenge of coming up with things for the 4 likes I'm going to get. 😁

01.05.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two-Cut Cartoon

1. It's May already

2. Axolotl Crying

Two-Cut Cartoon 1. It's May already 2. Axolotl Crying

May

01.05.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4557    πŸ” 1083    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 16

Well this made my day 🀣

23.04.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But on a related note, making most of your income from only two or three customers is not the best way to run a business so maybe I should work on that next?

23.04.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean they were fine when I told them I was using a new name a few years ago, I don't know why I was so worried.

23.04.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Had an incredibly anxious morning after telling one of my best customers that I changed my name (AGAIN), and am now dealing with the afternoon crash from the relief of them being totally chill and getting right back to business talk.

23.04.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The other day they were on the porch and yelling on the phone, and okay their porch isn't far from our house, but yesterday they were inside and still very audible! (Also the shouting was done in between their multiple lawn mowing sessions, so, double yay.)

23.04.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Mexican Artist Crushes Tesla Model 3 Under 9-Ton Statue Mexican sculptor Chavis MΓ‘rmol dropped a nine-ton replica of an ancient Indigenous Olmec head onto the roof of a Tesla Model 3 in Mexico City as a brilliant commentary on modern society’s obsession wi...

Some lovely artwork for your Sunday afternoon.

16.03.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I think this is my favorite rule on the Internet.

12.03.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[new draft post] A theory of Elons https://drafts.interfluidity.com/2025/02/25/a-theory-of-elons/index.html

25.02.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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