Larry

They keep each other cumpany

If you express the gnomes anal glands you can sell it to perfume companies

I'm sick of these motha fucking snakes in this motha fucking Compton

Meanwhile somewhere in New York

This will disproportionaly impact black widows

Police Truck why's the bathroom door locked? Are you doing something wicked?

An image of a young woman sitting in a car with text over that reads "normalize naming your children after 10/10 songs"

Did you brush your teeth before bed Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues?

I set my mind free, it never came back I guess it was never mine according to that poster with an eagle I remember from fourth grade

I am sinking deeper and deeper into a whatever state of mind

Jesus, what that body of Christ do?

I believe in a drug free America
I think drugs should be free

They only dropped the proverbial ghost runner who could actually score, with a literal ghost capable of only minor supernatural shenanigans

Would

the noble butt plug being questioned by the king chess piece, asking “who are you, warrior?”. the butt plug stands proud and golden in the face of the king

nobody knows the battles you’ve fought to get here

the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once

With a knick-knack, paddywhack, eat a bag of dicks
Let’s snort coke with Stevie Nicks

Never meet your heros

I asked the best way to cook brussel sprouts and I’m getting roasted in the comments

life’s not a box of chocolates it’s a pack of fruit stripe gum

The bulk of which plays out in between pieces

Your Monday Morning Zen.

Awkward, like doing your best to contribute at the neighborhood bukaki, then making eye contact across circle

He's still smiling because he hasn't yet realized Mahoney put horse piss in his shampoo

Already looking forward to tomorrow’s nap

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

Idk thicc mice are sexy