Abe Saffer

I don’t want there to be six more weeks of anything

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

This is a photo of Allison Gill sitting with Capitol Police Officers in the front row at a January 6th Committee hearing. Officer Harry Dunn is in the foreground, then Officer Daniel Hodges, Officer Brian Sicknick's partner, Mike Fanone, and Allison Gill.

I'm with them.

Biden’s inauguration occurred during the pandemic before open access to the vaccines. They didn’t do anything.

Mike Johnson, rn

To be fair, he’s know about trolling for attention

Couldn’t think of the name Vixen so I just referred to her as “the reindeer Santa definitely fucks.”

Senate passes budget bill early Saturday, heading off government shutdown - Maryland Matters The Senate gave final approval early Saturday to a stopgap spending bill that will fund government operations until March, avoiding a government shutdown that could have hit Maryland's economy, with i...

The early-morning Senate approval of a stopgap spending bill will fund government operations until March, avoiding a government shutdown that could have hit Maryland's government-reliant economy hard.
marylandmatters.org/2024/12/21/d...

This is an incredible testament to the loss of local news coverage. A congresswoman disappeared for six months and no one noticed.

Once again I am obliged to mention that I recently worked in a school district where the policy was teachers were not to accept gifts from parents worth more than $5 lest it affect our grading.

I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes

The Musk-Johnson government shutdown bill has been soundly defeated.

MAGA extremists in the House GOP are not serious about helping working class Americans.

They are simply doing the bidding of their wealthy donors and puppeteers.

Unacceptable.

The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.

They got every cop from the NYPD who wasn’t busting the Amazon union’s picket line in Maspeth

CR fails, 174-235. Things are dumb and will remain dumb.

Congrats on eating this shit sandwich for two long years, Mike Johnson

haha yes the gravy train is over for the, uh...the...uh...the kids...uh...with...the, uh, kids with...uhhhh...the kids with cancer

I replied to trump and told him they're calling musk President Elon

Just popped over to truth social to do the work

The owner of the LA Times has asked for an alternative story from the norovirus's perspective

Anubis has the chance to do the funniest thing

President Elon Musk wants to shutdown the government so he can pave the way for massive tax cuts for him and his billionaire insiders while your fucking grandma pays the bill out of her social security check.

Democrats say it wouldn't have mattered if former president Obama had been born in Kenya. So why are they mad that the current president was born in South Africa?

*#Carson2038 laughing at dinner so much he’s on the verge of tears*
Me: you’re laughing so hard I’m worried you’re going to poop
Him: I already did

Where does he get it from?

STAY POSITIVE!

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

Heroes.

I am not here to argue that diehard is a Christmas movie, I am here to argue that the polar express is a horror movie