Take the Ninth Doctor and Rose somewhere else, I beg
04.02.2026 10:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@markdonaldson.bsky.social
Freelance writer about movies, Star Trek and Doctor Who, lapsed cinema manager, co-host of @onthetimelash.bsky.social
Take the Ninth Doctor and Rose somewhere else, I beg
04.02.2026 10:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have you caught up with the latest Nostalgia Tour?
Opinions & laughs fly around, as @markstockers.bsky.social and @haemovoresrus.bsky.social assess Marco Polo, Timelash, Fear Her & Empress of Mars!
Central Asia! The Borad! The 2012 Olympics! Victorians on Mars!
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Some recent Doctor Who scribbles. A quartet of leotarded monsters #doctorwho
03.02.2026 19:14 β π 14 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Watching a bit of The Mind of Evil, god love this extra whose "dying" face is also his "sneezing" face.
03.02.2026 12:23 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Collection of Infected Patient Garments in the new #DoctorWho auction
And just in time for Valentines
03.02.2026 10:55 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Watching Star Trek in the 90s really made me fear getting old
02.02.2026 23:11 β π 17 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Reached a hugely important moment in my Star Trek: TNG rewatch; Chief O'Brien's first visit to the Ready Room
02.02.2026 23:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Och, cheers Frazer!
01.02.2026 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At the end of this month 'Doctor Who: Too Hot For TV' will be launching a separate podcast called 'Too Hot For TV'. Each episode will see me and a guest jump into the expanded media of a different franchise. More info soon.
P.s. 'Doctor Who: Too Hot For TV' will be back in May.
It's maddening to see all the absolute drivel the algorithm spits up. "Vance says Klingon gods but they killed all their gods, Starfleet Academy writers don't understand canon" Or maybe that was the whole point, dipshit.
01.02.2026 10:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I loved that Vance pronounced it Kronos while Caleb, Jay-Den and Lura pronounced it Q'onosh, in line with Marc Okrand's guidelines. Really highlighted that idea of an external power impressing their own interpretation on a people. Like how we all now say Kyiv instead of Kiev.
01.02.2026 10:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wasn't this week's Starfleet Academy terrific? A big Klingon episode, but also a story about discourse and a young man struggling to find his voice.
01.02.2026 10:09 β π 7 π 5 π¬ 4 π 2Conspiracy theorists thought the rich were using phrases like "cheese pizza" to disguise their deprived sex acts but all this time they were just emailing "yo Jeff, got any space on KidFuck Island this weekend?"
31.01.2026 11:03 β π 175 π 62 π¬ 1 π 3The cast of SCTV
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
Followed this up with another long overdue rewatch: "Waiting for Guffman". The way that Catherine O'Hara screams every lyric and barks every word of 'Red, White and Blaine' it's one of the best performances of a bad actor that you'll ever see.
31.01.2026 13:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just watched "A Mighty Wind" for the first time in about 20 years. Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy are the beating heart of that film, so beautifully balancing comedy (folk songs about bladder management) and pathos (A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow). God, she'll be missed.
31.01.2026 10:00 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ira Graves in the body Lt. Commander Data delivers a sarcastic eulogy for his own corpse, a bearded man dressed in spangly white robes, laid out, upright, in a sort of mad space coffin.
Star Trek is really very silly.
30.01.2026 23:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The best.
30.01.2026 19:30 β π 31 π 6 π¬ 2 π 1Canβt believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
30.01.2026 19:47 β π 15554 π 3046 π¬ 260 π 141NEW EPISODE! : We kick off our trial of Series 26 with Battlefield first before the court, in the company of @felixfrazer.bsky.social - but will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against #DoctorWho? Join us to find out!
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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
30.01.2026 09:42 β π 2415 π 780 π¬ 24 π 7This week, the children of Earth face a difficult and precarious future β one that they didnβt create but that they nevertheless have to endure. And now thereβs a new Star Trek series where thatβs basically happening too. Joe & @nathanbottomley.com investigate.
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It's got such a good handle on what Klingon society looks like in the 32nd century, too. And speaking of actors, this hit me in the warm and fuzzies.
29.01.2026 22:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sending 20 people to Hong Kong to pick up three items. Just a great use of money. #TheApprentice
29.01.2026 21:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I know which player I want to be murdered tonight.
Yes, I know this is The Apprentice.
You think you know what's coming next? You don't! Here are two more wankers. #TheApprentice
29.01.2026 21:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alfie is me throughout this whole storyline #EastEnders
29.01.2026 19:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Happy βI Turned Into A Giant Space Newt And Had Babies With My Boss After She Also Turned Into A Giant Space Newt And We Left Them On A Random Planetβ to all those who celebrate!!! π₯³π₯³π₯³
29.01.2026 13:41 β π 89 π 32 π¬ 4 π 0Simpson Family in their church outfits. Homer has a little flag that says 'AWARDS' on it
i haven't done this since twitter but at the request of 1 (one) person, OSCAR NOMINEES AS SIMPSONS SCREENCAPS THREAD
29.01.2026 13:15 β π 375 π 132 π¬ 10 π 11The cast of Only Fools and Horses pictured like they are in the shining
πΆ we got a snow drift,
Dannyβs gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you canβt ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when heβs typing all the day
itβs all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. πΆ