TrainCaptain

There are precedents of UK stand-up comedians finding success outside the British Isles, e.g. Rosie Holt sell-out in Paris. Can be done, if prepared.

Nothing wrong with that choice. When my OH goes to Noz (not often nowadays), I walk the dog in and around the car park.

Poltronèsofa for us. Excellent if you have pets, too: washable and easy to fit. Wait for a promo.

The 2026 Olympic games and, to a lesser extent, the 2026 FIFA World Cup may require relocating...

The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82.

Am I doing this right?

I once went to the tyre shop next to the 'Ring, to get the balancing corrected. They took the wheels off and put them in some sort of giant washing machine, then balanced them. The place was spotless. Your workshop reminds me of that. Perfection.

Have the penguins responded yet?

French people arriving in Québec spend their 1st hour or so laughing at the accent - until they realise that THEY are the foreigners. Anyway, check out the swear words: they're mostly items you'd find in a church: calice, tabernacle, ostie. And as for words that mean something completely different..

I thought the Tebbit test involved riding a bike. I don't own a bike.

I'd forgotten about this. It is time to remember.

'U-turns' should be replaced by 'pivots'. Both mean the same thing, but pivots are accepted as a necessary management tool - and therefore a good thing - whereas U-turns are perceived as negative.

No, can't see her.

So true...

Destroy Boeing! Make America Great Again!

The Art of the Deal

A screengrab from Twitter. HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks: “Why do you think we have so many more kids with Autism” David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply: “Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

Oooh - this is a good one! Stealth chicken beats Stealth dog...

He's just thinking they're losers.

Can't bring himself to acknowledge their sacrifice.

The former ambassador to Denmark for the United States, Rufus Gifford, posted this video on his Facebook account:

Ht: @hpsc24.bsky.social

Every European needs to see this. Time is running out faster than could be imagined.

Oh well. Can't help you now. Next time hopefully. Enjoy the drive!

I see. Are you going by tunnel? If so, dm me.

This could do with some explanation.

Also: Release the wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Problem is, you can only 'like' a post once.

I'm incredibly disappointed to see Jim Himes in this list.

I pressed 'Like', and I don't even like motorcycles!

It seems you can say and do want you want yhese days. Nazi salutes, overtly racist insults... Unbridled vocabulary without consequences.