Toni Lassila

You can tell what a terrible idea this is by the fact that even the reactionary morons on talkSPORT aren't touching it with a 10-foot pole.

AS Roma fans are set to be banned from Glasgow on the very same day, yet I see no claims of anti-Italian discrimination.

This is why your DHL package looks the way it does.

At this point, he should just switch to airline food jokes. They would be less stale material than whatever this is.

"We interrupt this interview of Yosemite Sam to bring you the latest news on Antifa clergy, a new scourge taking over America."

Meanwhile US media: "Here's an unedited stream of right-wing weirdos hallucinating about Anteefa in the White House."

I went to the train station this morning and suffered an assassination attempt (the escalator had stopped).

Scotland will become independent and join the Nordic Countries.

Really should have played the Liberty Bell March instead.

This meeting could have just been the Code Red scene from A Few Good Men.

When is he going to figure out whoever wanted to name it "eff 47" was trolling him?

Name change to Forced Labour Party.

Broken e-Visa scheme could lead to digital Windrush scandal A new report by digital rights campaigners, Open Rights Group, has warned that the Government’s e-Visa scheme could lead to a digital Windrush scandal where people who have the right to be in the UK a...

A digital ID system already exists for foreign residents of the UK. It's called the eVisa, and it has major flaws. The Open Rights Group published a report a year ago, warning of a digital Windrush scandal: www.openrightsgroup.org/press-releas...

I had to wait nearly a year for the HMRC to send me a valid NIN (instead of the two invalid ones they tried to send me), and half of the time I try to log in to my UKVI account, it throws some random error. Pardon me if I don't trust a future Farage government with this.

Surely the government that removes citizenship from people, making them stateless, and arrests old ladies for protesting genocide will never abuse their power by making your digital ID (and your life with it) "vanish" one day...

Cope shrubbery

Keeping Bagram was always the dumbest "policy idea" that he floated in 2024, and it only had wings because it was an anti-Biden policy. Who thinks it's a good idea for the US to have a 24-7 terrorist shooting gallery in the middle of a hostile country???

Antiscience Is an Existential Threat The ideologically-motivated assault on science threatens us all.

“Antiscience has gone beyond U.S. borders to Europe, Australia, and Africa. Defeating it will require unprecedented commitment and international cooperation, not only between scientific organizations, but also their host governments.”
🧪 #Disinformation #AntiScience
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Time to install Greek bureaucrats to supervise the German economy.

Guys, it's not funny. It cost the RAF £7 million to scrub Epstein's picture off Windsor castle.

They don't want to buy any goods from anyone, and if you build a factory there, they will put your workers in a concentration camp. Good luck with the trade negotiations!

Nixon almost got Charles Manson a mistrial by running his mouth for the cameras. If Bondi's DoJ doesn't score at least one major mistrial, I'll be amazed.

"Sure, we've had a defamation suit from a world leader. But how about a second defamation suit from a world leader?"

BYOAPDS (Bring Your Own Armor-Piercing Discarding Sabot)

The truth is that the BBC should sack you for malicious incompetence.

Things Fox News will demand be banned by next week: Helldivers 2, woke trade schools, Discord, furries, bullets that turn you gay...

"Reading stories about American politics from the BBC makes you less informed than if you read nothing" remains undefeated.

The "you" here being "20-something white gamer dudes from Republican families."

*Quantum Leap theme music starts playing*

Literally went on TV to rehabilitate Richards' image and told the audience "it's not funny" when they laughed at the absurdity of it.