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Everything is going to be ok, just maybe not today| http://Batronyx.com | @Batronyx@mastodon.social | he/him/ | @SMBPlays Blue team! And Red team! = Purple?| A recent interest in actually 'creating/writing' comedy | Zines | 3D | Art | Gaming | #oponaemi

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Nice!
My brain sees an opportunity for "HALI-BUTTS" lol
Doesn't feel space the same way tho.

10.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Day 7 of "No Tober" or "Noctober" ( sounds better I think) , wherein I'm not participating in any of the many *tober challenges, like Inktober, Devtober, Hardtober, Drawlloween, Monstober, etc. etc.
I mean I had plans, but I forgot about them until now, so
#Noctober !

07.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pona!

03.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congrats Stephen King! πŸ₯³

Your goal is to terrify. You scare the hell out of em.

You nailed it! πŸ†

02.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3725    πŸ” 958    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 46

To answer that question though:
That definition is a rather long run-on sentence. It has some big words. I think the people who would best benefit from understanding it, can't actually understand it.

30.09.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ–€

29.09.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lesson 19: The Frontier (lipu pu)

Lesson 19: The Frontier (lipu pu)

I witness that in *Toki Pona: The Language of Good*, the 2014 community and I did equip everyone with the **guidance of how Toki Pona works**.

As the author, I hereby acknowledge that I continue to licence us all to enjoy ourselves, create, and play, because **the rest still depends on us all**.

29.09.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Oo-de-lally oo-de-lally, golly what a take!

28.09.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They really are good!
Y'all should give them a try!

27.09.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like the ground after a pogo stick parade.

27.09.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And all this time I thought it was just Kryptonian microparticles trying to form a new fortress of solitude.

20.09.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Count Von Count as Count Orlok looking out the window in the 1922 silent horror film Nosferatu.

Count Von Count as Count Orlok looking out the window in the 1922 silent horror film Nosferatu.

it’s nosferatu but with muppets: thread

19.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 586    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 18

I saw an IG reel the other day where comedian Brian Regan is doing a bit about OCD and asks a question that my brain is now stuck on: "Why is wanting things in order called a 'disorder'?"

17.09.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to trepanning club, everybody. I'd go through the rules again but you all know the drill.

07.08.2023 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

me, looking in a mirror: so tell me about yourself

me: sometimes i talk to myself

me, again: and how does that make me feel ?

also me: self-reflective haha get it?

me: don’t post this

it me: ok *hits send*

11.09.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
A squirrel is trapped in a tall cylindrical bird feeder.

A squirrel is trapped in a tall cylindrical bird feeder.

Clearly, things had not worked out the way that Ronald had hoped.

11.09.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 870    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 32

I'm a big fan of Batman, and the front view of this car kind of says "Batman" but the car - this side view in particular - screams "Cruella DeVille"

09.09.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wow. way to talk about my finance guy 😳

12.11.2024 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly diminihs a book.

"The Land Time Only Remembers On Its Birthday Sometimes"

08.09.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly diminish a book

"The Girl with the Dragon Sticker"

08.09.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Chore-based video games being described as "cozy" is a ploy by the ruling class to convince us that work is its own reward.

04.09.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 10
Preview
The Anti-Planner: How to Get Sh*t Done When You Don’t Feel Like It The Anti-Planner is not a planner; there are no dated pages or calendars! Think of it as a productivity recipe bookβ€”a survival guide of 165+ strategies for when you're struggling to get shit done. It'...

if you grow tired of your planner graveyard… πŸ“˜πŸ‘€

anti-planner.com

04.09.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
watermelon-shaped atom seen breaking apart in a most unusual way πŸ‰πŸ€” πŸ‰πŸ€”πŸ‰

watermelon-shaped atom seen breaking apart in a most unusual way πŸ‰πŸ€” πŸ‰πŸ€”πŸ‰

was it in slices, it was in slices wasn’t it

04.09.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
Here’s the one thing i do with every rotisserie chicken i buy. im guessing it’s eat it πŸ€”

Here’s the one thing i do with every rotisserie chicken i buy. im guessing it’s eat it πŸ€”

is it eat it, it’s eat it isn’t it

04.06.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 4

Sounds tasty! I bet one could eat enough to bust a gut!

03.09.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post an archer.

03.09.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Unclench your jaw.

Relax your brow.

Go get a drink of water.

See if you've taken your meds

Eat something.

Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing.

Because you do.

You're a wonderful person.

And have this. πŸ«‚πŸ–€ you did great today. You made it through

02.09.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

accountant: [flipping back and forth between statement sheets]
"Profit?
... or Loss?"
"Profit
... or Loss?"

optometrist: what

29.08.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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