Did you then slip on a banana peel?

"You've definitely seen a manatee before, right?"
"Yeah of course, trust me"

Aquarium.
Once a futuristic undersea research laboratory exploring man's relationship with the sea and its limitless possibilities. Now an aquarium, like you're in Des Moines.

Disney Studios Paris has the best ride in Paris (Tower of Terror), so one could justify saying it's better than DLP

I sometimes look for my old posts on the hellsite, and the word "future" is where the AI zombies post their insane word salad takes and AI "art" so I saw another half dozen takes as bad.

The old marquee was fantastic and I'm very proud of how it turned out.

Just saw this post over on The Hellsite. It is wild how AI has pickled the brains of so many people.

This sure as hell beats winter in Sydney.

Booking a villa with a pool is great when your brain is saturated with Renaissance art.

Cummerbund is unbelievably good at this.

The Uffizi Gallery in Florence is bizarre: occasional moments of sublime beauty by Botticelli and Rembrandt completely overwhelmed by like 10000 Madonna and Child paintings.

My lukewarm take is that the best American art museums typically wash foreign ones, Louvre excepted.

YouTube video by DJ Cummerbund DJ Cummerbund - DragulAPT.

Ok but how do you feel about DragulAPT.?

youtu.be/McOtbbyU8Qs?...

It's so fun!

An anti-Sim City where you destroy small towns by bulldozing parks and neighborhoods and replacing them with car parks. Then propagandize residents to become carbrained.

What a banger of a game idea.

Does Disney Chris have at least a recording of it?
I only really know Future World.

I think we all know

PSA on links: On Bluesky, there’s no limit to the number of links you can share, and they will receive the same visibility as your other posts 💙

Vatican Museums are by far the worst museum experience I've ever had.

Avoid at all costs; absolutely nothing about it is worth it. As a lover of museums, every aspect is designed to be as miserable as possible, up until it's designed to extract as much cash as possible.

Heading to Vatican City tomorrow and prepping like it's WDW during school holidays.

Napoli (which otherwise kinda sucks) had a wild market building.

Happy Garfield Pipe Strip Day to all who celebrate

That would be an improvement over Marvel slop

Getting real worried about the future of Disneyland Tomorrowland right now

Yes! Anything else but Marvel!

DL Tomorrowland doesn't suck from a lack of IP and comic book slop, it sucks because it's a confused mess with a mouldering peoplemover and a terrible coaster.

Tomorrowland is its own IP, if Disney just recognizes it.

::am I pretentious enough to reply "his work was decent in Japan"::

Yeah Hogan just sucked so much

Europe trips have taught me that "the best" sites are overcrowded and overrated. Secondary sites offer the same core with a far greater experience.

Skip Pompeii and do Ostia Antica. Skip Versailles and do Palazzo Reale or Caserta.

I had an hour without seeing anyone else today.

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

I know the racism thing should be the #1 reason I hate him, but that didn't actually hurt anywhere near as many people as the union snitching did.
Outrageously bad.

Oh Twitter is a nightmare about this, because of his supposed Christian conversion.
Bluesky is much funnier

Oh my god

Or saying he hit .714 in the Little League World Series (he never played in)

Or that Metallica wanted him as their bass player

Or that Elvis was a huge fan of his despite being dead before Hogan started wrestling

What is it with Orange people being serial liars?