hot wing jack

a man is holding a can of soda in front of his mouth and says `` time is a flat circle '' . Alt: man holding a can of soda in front of his mouth and says `` time is a flat circle '' .

arkansas razorbacks have no purpose but to produce intergenerational trauma.

It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.

Jk it was 1000 dollars. can't believe this mutt is this expensive.

Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting

Of course that’s your contention. You’re 12.

taking the dog to the vet to spend 600 dollars. Sure we can spend 300 more dollars to not have to spend 600 in February. Oh we have to spend 600 more in 3 months anyway ok well damb

Holy shit this ad

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

"American law exists to create a condition of constant titillation for people whose material needs are never unmet, but whose appetites have been teased into a state of ungovernable sadism by sloganeering and advertising that promises a return to a world that never existed and never will."

BREAKING: The Democratic Party to be split into two organizations: "Communism Two" will handle actual legislation and as consolation "The Good Manners Gang" will serve as a makework program for friends and family of the wealthy until their assets can be seized by the state.

far too much ‘sometimes people accidentally do a little nazism’ going around

happy nba opening day. glad i once again have a very fickle and unreliable grizzlies team to hyperfixate on for several months. i sincerely wish that so much of my mental health did not rely on ja morant and gregory jackson II.

uh oh, did your widdle cloud stop working? did your precious enterprise-wide SaaS cloud interrupt your business operations through no fault of your own?
on-premise servers don't look so antiquated now do they?

I thought "the president's just a wannabe king who flies a shit-dropping plane over his own country" is something his enemies would say about him but you do you

"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”

🎁link

At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"

🍷🍷cheers

Boiler the fuck up

We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative

oh sorry were the haters trying to say something? guess my airplane must've been shitting too loud 💅💅

Come on I think you can confirm it wasn’t really him flying a fighter jet

AI statement for your bandmates death, hate to see it

heck I'll bite:
3. Wemby
2. Ant
1. Ja

Chicago is this country’s anti-fascist center. The Trump regime will do all it can to subdue our city and to coerce submission. But they won’t get it.

Holy fuck! No Kings protesters are marching through Center City in Philadelphia. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:

Thousands of people gathered in Chicago's Grant Park for No Kings

Watch Live: #NoKings Chicago in Grant Park www.fox32chicago.com/news/no-king...

WE THE PEOPLE ARE OUT IN MEMPHIS #NOKINGS

imagine coming back to your car after the game and there is a baseball stuck in your windshield

Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...

MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND GET ON BLUESKY SO I CAN EASILY SEE THE DAMN INJURY REPORT