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That's rawstory and dailybeast's whole business model. Headline screams DONALD TRUMP IS FINISHED, then it just an article about favorability ratings.

I heard he'll steal your woman AND rob your head!

Stayed above the fray by drinking C&C. Tastes better than beep beep and beep beep.

Shot off in the war

Dunno if a right-wing fever dream of a flick is quite the flex you think it is...

He who self-diagnoses has a fool for a patient.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens UVALDE, TX—In the hours following a violent rampage in Texas in which a lone attacker killed at least 21 individuals and injured several others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of ...

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If you must blame a pill for autism, start with Viagra.

You know what? I'm gonna Tylenol even harder now!

Lemme get this straight. You don't want to be compared to nazis, but you call recent events "our Reichstag fire?" Not "shot heard 'round the world," but Reichstag fire? Ok...

"Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate."

Jokes on you: my math's never been mathinf.

If anyone is going to treat these people shabbily, it's going to be us!

Peacock: If you don't stop being mean to the low IQ pretty people we exploit on our "reality" show, we're going to be very cross with you!

DNC should take note of yesterday's NYC mayoral election. But they wont. They're the guy with $100/day coke habit pointing at Rs and screaming, "CRACKHEAD!"

Let's face facts, people: sous vide is just Freezer Queen for the well-to-do.

Things which once had no name are now easily described!

Great night of content last night. Mountainhead, Good Night and Good Luck, and night two of Billy Strings from Chicago.

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Every time I see Scott Bessent on TV, I think, "Stop not being Barry Bostwick!" and I shout, "ASSHOLE!" just to be safe.

Happy Mother's Day!

Our children should be able to walk down the street unmolested.

It may make you look like a doosh, but no one ever started a fire by vaping in bed.

I'm going to post this every day until Trump leaves office: Here's that utopia you asked for, Red Hats.

Only two more payments on our phones, so of course an OS update rolls out. Think it'll be more than the specs on the handset can handle? I...do.

When it's giving your own citizens ubi or health care, it's communism. When it's Greenland or immigrants, here's your check.