Mr. Some Unknown Loser M.S., M.B.A.

I’m excited too, but let’s get out of play-in range before we get to stoked.

Go Birds! 🦅🦅🦅

I’ve been gone for a couple days. What did I miss?

Top two Super Bowl aftermath predictions.

Kansas city wins the Super Bowl:
- Philly will burn

Philly wins the Super Bowl:
- Philly will burn

*Me on chatgpt discussing my relationship issues*

“Teach me to be human, you damn machine!”

If a four-year-old says hi to you in a grocery store and you do not say hi back, fuck you.

Taste the feeling: Tums

I just took one of those naps where my sleep was so deep that when I woke up my knuckles hurt.

We will shitpost our way through this

Depression à la Mode

News from a better timeline.

Felt this. Only my shower knows my true feelings.

Came here you say this.

5 panel comic Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke! Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media

when u make a silly joke on this platform

You just gotta keep livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N.

Repo man’s got all night, every night.

Some other self perpetuating Disneyland for losers.

Exactly.

I gotchu dawg!

TIL! Actually pretty outrageous that they can’t do that. It seems like a software thing that could be easily added. Thanks for the info stranger.

Can’t wait for the “Best Funny TikTok‘s” compilations to hit YouTube in 6 years.

What-about-isms targeting people’s suffering? The people that are hurting aren’t the people who said those things. Pretty unkind point of view imo.

Is there anywhere in the universe more scammy than the Bsky chat tab?

Pretty cute bug imo

On their PS5

Proud of you!

@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
You really blew it not going with “Gandalf The Fat” 😞

“Fixin’ to Slay”