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we just need stupider leftists. I'm dead serious. charismatic guys with the stamina to record 100 instagram reels a week in the front seat of their car saying stuff like "trump made summers too hot" and "the fries at wendy's taste better ever since they went woke"

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now

one thing I already miss about Mexico City is that, when I was eating, if someone passed by me, they would say, "provecho." cracks me up imagining this in New York. like, if I'm eating a sandwich and someone walks by and says "enjoy" in NYC, I think they're making fun of me

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

@official-nafo.bsky.social

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@nintendousa.bsky.social I will love you forever if the Switch version of Hello Kitty Island Adventures gets City Town added, I want pet crows! (Please and thank you from a very frazzled DC area resident…)

Airmen kick so much ass, the easiest and most fun military branch to work with tbh

Avoiding doom scrolling with Hello Kitty Island Adventures

This is far more fun than I expected

I miss who I was before November 2024

lol these turbo incel virgins have no idea how much they played themselves by willingly being a part of this

We had a wizard with a fire cannon

So the FBI could surveil & then assassinate a 21 year old Civil Rights leader in 1969, but is powerless to take any steps to stop--checks notes--a 19 year old who goes by the name Big Balls from defunding and defrauding a $6 Trillion economy? Do I have that right?

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

All I’m saying is that if Joe Biden had fired 100 FAA employees and a plane had crashed just 24 hours later, Jesse Watters’ head would’ve exploded and Janine would have hosted an all-day wine drinking “Blame Joe” special episode.

My fave Ukrainian artist!

Yo some dude brought a grill on the SEPTA BUS in Philly 😭😭😭

…i was not at all prepared for that

thanks for your genetic sample! we'll either use this to help humanity or raise your insurance rates

thanks!

I think a pretty good rule of thumb is that it's really good to question the effectiveness of what is being done to combat regressive policies but if you don't offer like a mutual aid opportunity once in a while, don't be surprised if nobody is really engaging with you.

DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]

Assistant Secretary of State and Chief of Protocol of the United States of America