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Top albums on my wishlist I’ll buy on sight:

Steve Goodman - Steve Goodman
Underwater Moonlight - The Soft Boys
Reading, Writing and Arithmetic - The Sundays
Everything That Happens Will Happen Today - David Byrne & Brian Eno

Awesome, that’s a thing that people want.

I genuinely have no clue where the mixing bowl attachments go

My wife accused me of weaponizing incompetence because she loves me and doesn’t think I could actually be this dumb.

When you put it like that, it’s very clear why Chuck Schumer is their chief negotiator.

The Rock at the jet ski store:

“Can I get a Sea-Doo?”

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

My 3yo has discovered “why?”

Besides being a transphobic ass who hates the homeless, he was married to Kim Guilfoyle! You don't think the Rs have every piece of oppo they'll ever need to sink this slimy fuck? She knows where all the bodies are buried. You are straight stupid if you run this asshole for the big job

Charlie Kaufman writing Eternal Sunshine:

Everyone knows it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. What this movie presupposes is… what if it isn’t?

I was 30 when Trump first took office and he’ll still be in office when I turn 40 and I am so angry at Biden for that.

Why don’t you just cut the crap and put TERF in your bio?

I honestly put the odds of you blocking me for that at 50/50 but as I am the primary audience of my own jokes I decided it was worth it.

I hear exactly what you’re saying and I agree completely:

Defund the public schools and institute an education-via-Thunderdome policy.

I’m right there with you 100%

The 3 things I love to hate the most:

1. The Gregorian calendar
2. Liquid laundry detergent
3. Chuck Schumer

Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don’t understand marriage Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I’m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites I also suck dick

There is absolutely no need to pick just one reason that Chuck Schumer sucks shit.

Hey look a Senator NOT getting ratioed into oblivion for appeasement of fascists!

America now has secret police and paramilitary squads that are murdering and kidnapping people--even young children.

And Chuck Schumer's response is to beg for "exceedingly reasonable" reforms.

What the fuck is wrong with him?

Some might even say TOO reasonable.

Some might say they’re SO reasonable that there’s no real difference between your demands and active collaboration with a fascist regime.

Some might say that.

If your fancy brioche bread has wax paper stuck to it, you can just eat it. Speaking from experience.

Amazed that thing could hit a brick without evaporating into dust

Don Drape Mad Men pitch meme. The sign has been edited to say “make it suck shit.”

the tech industry

The AI told me so

And this is how we start watering our crops with Brawndo.

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

I don’t know what album I’ve listened to the most times in my life, but there’s a good chance it’s Perfect from Now On by Built to Spill.

Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism

I'm still seeing creatives who (I think) are just ignorant of this fact starting Substacks... It makes me groan every time, though 😥

This explains a lot actually