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Yes, this is not the first time he’s said this, but this time he said it a lot meaner.

Been too long since I’ve put on Animals by Pink Floyd. This album rules.

Netflix’s aversion to money through theatrical release positions them as the first anticapitalist corporation and I applaud them for it.

What if it’s a midquel about Walter, the elderly neighbor with the heart palpitations.

Just a really somber meditation on aging and death, a heartbreaking character study about a man staring down his own mortality that never gives up the game that it’s set in The Burbs universe.

Walter: The Movie

This is the sort of thing where I’m like “you know you can just take the general sort of premise without explicitly making it a ‘remake,’ right?”

They’re gonna change HBO Max’s name again.

If you wanted wood paneling on your car, you were always allowed to do that. You don’t need to have shitty gas mileage to put wood on the side of your car. It’s totally legal.

I’m concerned that Bedroom 2 doesn’t have enough closet space.

Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.

So putting these 2 pieces of information together, the Democrats’ message is that Trump’s economy has a solid foundation. Awesome, great, good job, no notes.

"democrat seeks inspiration from venture capitalist" is their entire problem in a nutshell lol

Narrator: the floor was not strong.

Miko Peled, the son of a prominent Israeli general who saw firsthand the genocidal depravity of the Israeli death-cult and now stands fully with the Palestinian liberation struggle: "There is no good Zionism, it is a racist, violent ideology."

“The time for treating Israel as if it is a normal state has long passed. For decades Israel has been guilty of illegal occupation, ethnic cleansing, apartheid against the Palestinian people and now, in Gaza, genocide.”

🇮🇪 Richard Boyd Barrett demands full Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions on Israel

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

This biscuit recipe subs Comet Cleaner for flour. I’m sure it’s fine.

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Blowing the bubble $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom

I’m so sick of warmongers.

He would sell airplanes, though.

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

I got a rave review from a professional food critic tonight!

She said my toast was “1% not as good as cereal.”

To receive just 1% off of cereal’s perfect score is, well, I don’t need to tell you, it’s just an honor.

Bro I got him right where I want him give me 5 more minutes bro I swear please bro

In this metaphor, is Howling Mutant wearing the red or blue robe?

You copied Chicago’s homework and still got a D-

With the whole X location data, it’s not like they couldn’t see the info before they flipped the switch and made it public.

It’s like an own goal while zipping up your dick.

The Senate Dems are an impotent joke as long as Schumer is leading you.

If you want this or literally anything else to get done, he’s got to go.

Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.