Headless Dog Man

jinxy laying on a strip of sun rays

sunbathing
#DogsOfBluesky

first thing that popped into my head was that show Billy on the street where he would just go about on the street in new york and frantically running up to random people and asking them random pop culture questions... I absolutely despise boebert but man "Boebert on the Street" would be a wild show

preroll in front of cheesecake with 41 candles.

happy b day me!

bright moon

right a ss moon

I got charged for meth in CA (ive never done meth in my life) I won't get into the whole story but im still trying to expunge the charge and paying out the dick for an sr22 insurance ... tldr acab

that led to them destroying the interior of my car, and stealing all the cash in my wallet. (I know it sounds kinda made up "THEY STOLE MY CASH!")
.. they really did, and it not only happened in VA, also happened here in CA. VA cops are 1000x worse tho... which says a lot considering...

"You're gonna false flag the dog to alert"...

hes absolutely right they will, they did it to me in Virginia Beach about 15 yrs ago. had me wait on the street 45+ minutes, (no drugs In car), walks dog around the car and I literally watch the officer tap my back bumper and the dog alerted...

screenshot of CBS news article with an ad that is a maga looking white blonde woman pasted in front of an American flag. its somehow about getting solar panels in CA

Did a fucking middle schooler make this ad jesus christ what are they even going for here??

RIP Big Pinky
@jesscd00.bsky.social
#DogsOfBluesky #Dogs

gonna give it a try for sure. thanks!

what about triskets? also do you do c cheese first then put the stuff on top or vice versa or half/ half?

he wouldn't stand a fucking chance on maury povich show

on what though? a bagel?

grumpy man jelly

I had a questionable jar of something the other day too

I know this is controversial, but the 90s commecial for the Crossfire game was more extreme than the Surge drink commercial

this was such a sad death, the poor guy must have got himself lodged in the center of the 3 way feeder

makes my skin crawl

Albert Einstein if he was hugh Hefner for Halloween

this dude fucks (with space-time)

pretty good but the best part is they have a blueberry farm behind the brewery where you can just load up on fresh blueberries

tall boy from jack Russell brewery. camino, CA

dog brewerys for the win!

can we all apply and when they hire us we are just really fucking bad at our job?

roughly the size of a mini m&ms tube

fun fact they actually got the little baby steering wheel at a discount from guy that makes custom steering wheels for trump so his hands look big

you can always go lower!

bike ride for my stupid mental health

insane pop nollie
#skateboarding

originally gizmo but now goes by gizz, gizzie, gizzard, gizzard wizard or lizard

This sweet girl is an angel. maltipoo in the sun.

Can you believe Gizzie is reluctant to be friends with this angel jinxy?

beautiful sunset fuck trump fuck mike johnson fuck bondi fuck jeffries fuck rfk Jr and probably most importantly fuck stephen miller that dude is, by definition, an evil fucking villian to the core

#Dogs #DogsOfBluesky

say what you will about a thick new york accent in ancient Rome, but hearing crazy train in in a thick new york accent is where its at