Jumpy the Hat

I would just call them a "Demitri Martin joke"

Got my gallbladder removed yesterday morning

a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way

Like, even as a STEM person I know all the Greek letters but I don't know what order they all go in. I know it goes αβγδε ... ω and that's it

Just saw someone refer to Generation Beta starting soon. At what point will this naming scheme stop? Because I don't trust the average person to know much more of the Greek alphabet

If you live in the Hague and are caught speeding or shoplifting or some shit, boy are you fucked.

I mean, it had at least 10 years of being halfway decent, that's already better than most websites

Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office

@asheiou.uk How do I keep finding other people in the Green Letter On Black Background club

There's an account on the old website that just posted screenshots of MGS3 with accompanying dril tweets, and it fit perfectly every single time

Fuck the boat "Ever Given". I will never forgive the boat for what it did to the suez canal. The should shoot the damn boat. Get it out of there

I won it by knowing about the movie Evolution starring David Duchovny

I won a salami today

Ohh My Engagement is SHIT! My numbers are ZERO

And a lot of the people I follow on Bird Website won't be able to get their handles here because they've been squatted on by crypto grifters

I'm a little pissed, I went from just being on Bird Website, then Idiot bought it, now I'm on the Elephant Website because I couldn't get on Sky Website, but now I'm on Sky Website, and the whole time I'm still on Bird Website anyway because the people I follow won't/can't move to Other Websites

I'm on the new website now