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Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and smell like a cookie all day.

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This is making me nervous.

02.11.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pages! Trolley-dodging like mad.

02.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was not in the script!

02.11.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some runs for the Jays in the bottom of the 8th would be the thing.

02.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad that they were so awkward and ill-timed tonight. Everyone's got to see it, right?

02.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eight is just around the corner.

28.10.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. Bad send.

28.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Butt plug guy again, right? At least it isn't a Donaldson jersey.

26.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do the rock, myself.

21.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To my surprise, Montana hasn't been obstructive. No line at the pharmacy, choose your vaccine (and which arm!), no pay, jab, and done. They did ask my 14 year old son to select a bogus reason from a list in order to get his. I usually think of Alberta as more-enlightened than my coal-rolling state.

21.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truck nutz at MAGA rallies were just fine I presume.

19.10.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

butt plug guy folds his arms and goes β€œhmpf”

13.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little vs. Naylor was a good idea… but Polanco was the next batter.

13.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And whoa, the lower jaw of a sperm whale is such a skinny little thing, like the kickstand on a bicycle.

25.09.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet Rosalina Carmelita, a real live barking democratic dog, from Montana.

28.08.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

falafel!

01.08.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is still some gargoyle β€œnest” material inside Carlsbad Cavern. Carlsbad locals were cast as gargoyle extras.

27.07.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s worth a follow. Check.

02.07.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

!!! Does he sing the elf songs? When I read out loud to my kids they quickly learned to ask me to skip the elf songs.

26.06.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Physical (You’re too). What an awesome song to cover.

28.05.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vermillion? I used to watch them at their nests in SE New Mexico. The nests were so small compared to kingbirds that also built in the cottonwoods.

11.05.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The beautiful game.

28.04.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When she’s in a nursing home or hospice someday she’ll likely be cared for by immigrants, as distasteful as she’ll find that.

12.04.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not an alien.

11.04.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I found the elusive intersection of my #mst3k habit and my love of #birding in episode 423 - Ed Wood’s Bride of the Monster - in which a Bell’s vireo can be heard singing its little head off in some of the swamp scenes.

30.03.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks scared.

25.03.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sickening.

15.03.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen!

05.03.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The New York Times Spelling Bee game with the word β€œchachalaca” entered.

The New York Times Spelling Bee game with the word β€œchachalaca” entered.

Actually my most frequent bird-related grumble is the spelling bee not accepting β€œmotmot.” I try it every time just in case.

27.01.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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C’mon Olaf, Berserker.

27.01.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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