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Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and smell like a cookie all day.

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I’m going to crack a Saison Dupont later. Thursday night is close enough to the weekend.

20.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their nests are such compact little things. I used to look for them on cottonwood limbs at Rattlesnake Springs in NM.

15.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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15.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Blurry glass of beer in the foreground, background of a bar with the album β€˜London Calling’ by The Clash propped up on a shelf.

Blurry glass of beer in the foreground, background of a bar with the album β€˜London Calling’ by The Clash propped up on a shelf.

Stille Nacht on draft with London Calling on the turntable. Dead Reckoning in Arcata, CA.

24.01.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The making of Love Beach!

29.12.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The bass goes so hard - an absolute delight.

25.12.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lee Louis Mazzilli - the Mets’ marketable poster boy to counter the good looks of Bucky Dent.

05.12.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

27.11.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent?

22.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bons VΕ“ux is the greatest beer ever and whenever I've had it at 't Brugs Beertje they've served it with reverence.

15.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every question to Pam Bondi should begin with "as the backup AG to Matt Gaetz who raped a homeless teen..."

14.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is making me nervous.

02.11.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pages! Trolley-dodging like mad.

02.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was not in the script!

02.11.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some runs for the Jays in the bottom of the 8th would be the thing.

02.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad that they were so awkward and ill-timed tonight. Everyone's got to see it, right?

02.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eight is just around the corner.

28.10.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. Bad send.

28.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Butt plug guy again, right? At least it isn't a Donaldson jersey.

26.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do the rock, myself.

21.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To my surprise, Montana hasn't been obstructive. No line at the pharmacy, choose your vaccine (and which arm!), no pay, jab, and done. They did ask my 14 year old son to select a bogus reason from a list in order to get his. I usually think of Alberta as more-enlightened than my coal-rolling state.

21.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truck nutz at MAGA rallies were just fine I presume.

19.10.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

butt plug guy folds his arms and goes β€œhmpf”

13.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little vs. Naylor was a good idea… but Polanco was the next batter.

13.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And whoa, the lower jaw of a sperm whale is such a skinny little thing, like the kickstand on a bicycle.

25.09.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet Rosalina Carmelita, a real live barking democratic dog, from Montana.

28.08.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

falafel!

01.08.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is still some gargoyle β€œnest” material inside Carlsbad Cavern. Carlsbad locals were cast as gargoyle extras.

27.07.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s worth a follow. Check.

02.07.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

!!! Does he sing the elf songs? When I read out loud to my kids they quickly learned to ask me to skip the elf songs.

26.06.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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