This is making me nervous.
02.11.2025 20:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@captainimpervious.bsky.social
Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and smell like a cookie all day.
This is making me nervous.
02.11.2025 20:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pages! Trolley-dodging like mad.
02.11.2025 03:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was not in the script!
02.11.2025 03:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some runs for the Jays in the bottom of the 8th would be the thing.
02.11.2025 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Glad that they were so awkward and ill-timed tonight. Everyone's got to see it, right?
02.11.2025 01:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eight is just around the corner.
28.10.2025 05:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oof. Bad send.
28.10.2025 03:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Butt plug guy again, right? At least it isn't a Donaldson jersey.
26.10.2025 01:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do the rock, myself.
21.10.2025 21:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To my surprise, Montana hasn't been obstructive. No line at the pharmacy, choose your vaccine (and which arm!), no pay, jab, and done. They did ask my 14 year old son to select a bogus reason from a list in order to get his. I usually think of Alberta as more-enlightened than my coal-rolling state.
21.10.2025 21:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Truck nutz at MAGA rallies were just fine I presume.
19.10.2025 06:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0butt plug guy folds his arms and goes βhmpfβ
13.10.2025 02:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Little vs. Naylor was a good ideaβ¦ but Polanco was the next batter.
13.10.2025 01:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And whoa, the lower jaw of a sperm whale is such a skinny little thing, like the kickstand on a bicycle.
25.09.2025 00:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Meet Rosalina Carmelita, a real live barking democratic dog, from Montana.
28.08.2025 04:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0falafel!
01.08.2025 02:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is still some gargoyle βnestβ material inside Carlsbad Cavern. Carlsbad locals were cast as gargoyle extras.
27.07.2025 01:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs worth a follow. Check.
02.07.2025 00:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0!!! Does he sing the elf songs? When I read out loud to my kids they quickly learned to ask me to skip the elf songs.
26.06.2025 17:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Physical (Youβre too). What an awesome song to cover.
28.05.2025 04:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vermillion? I used to watch them at their nests in SE New Mexico. The nests were so small compared to kingbirds that also built in the cottonwoods.
11.05.2025 07:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The beautiful game.
28.04.2025 00:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When sheβs in a nursing home or hospice someday sheβll likely be cared for by immigrants, as distasteful as sheβll find that.
12.04.2025 16:12 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm not an alien.
11.04.2025 01:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I found the elusive intersection of my #mst3k habit and my love of #birding in episode 423 - Ed Woodβs Bride of the Monster - in which a Bellβs vireo can be heard singing its little head off in some of the swamp scenes.
30.03.2025 07:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He looks scared.
25.03.2025 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sickening.
15.03.2025 02:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Amen!
05.03.2025 03:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The New York Times Spelling Bee game with the word βchachalacaβ entered.
Actually my most frequent bird-related grumble is the spelling bee not accepting βmotmot.β I try it every time just in case.
27.01.2025 23:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cβmon Olaf, Berserker.
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