"Joseph" ❌👑

Network news could put this guy on the air during like Lester Holt or the Sunday shows but they don't because they know stories like this would help stop the administration and then the big bet they made on fascism would be for nothing

A reminder that @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social are both fine with funding all of this.

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

He sings in Spanish

Good

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

He didn't bother me in that one. He's better as a villain I think. The obvious exception is his performance as the Joker which really should have landed him in prison.

But Jared Leto

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How does it compare to an average on cinema episode?

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

You people are evil fucking traitors lying to the public to drum up support for fascism

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

And where are the pictures?

The contrarian got the job by convincing the third-richest man in the world, a key supporter of the sitting president, that she shared his worldview

At this point. This is the point. At which this should happen. Right now. Straight to mobilization.

If Americans know nothing else, we should know that racists in conservative states are absolutely serious when they threaten to send troops into woke states.

But if he agrees to healthcare subsidies, you'll fund it?

Thank you. Can you show me examples of Singal harassing trans people? I'm not disputing that it has happened. I just haven't seen it.

I looked at his timeline, and he doesn't seem to post very much here.

Could someone please tell me what this is about? Who do people want banned and why?

When President AOC federalizes the National Guard in 2029 to protect abortion clinics, Ilan is going to magically discover an English treatise written in 1610 that proves Matthew Kacsmaryk can issue a nationwide injunction against her.

How is it not clear?

There’s no rule of journalistic neutrality that requires you to say something is “unclear” when that is objectively untrue. It would be illegal. There’s absolutely zero ambiguity about that fact. Saying it’s unclear is making a false statement in your reporting.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

I feel like there has to be someone here who can help us with this.

once again the Dems need to run ads of a stephen miller lookalike simulated eating shit out of Trump's asshole labeled 'SHUTDOWN FUEL' and stop with trying to take high ground here

Okay, it was a joke at first but now it’s actually real: Johnson is literally refusing to bring the House back in session and prolonging the shutdown in order to not have the vote on releasing the Epstein files

At the risk of blowing up my mentions (having a handful of real followers is nice actually), what has Singal done that you think merits banning? I'm not trying to argue for one side. I'm genuinely curious. I know the issues with his reporting, but that doesn't seem worth a ban to me. Is there more?

I have a friend who once dressed up for him on Halloween and refused to speak to anyone at all, staying in character, to the extent that his girlfriend broke up with him

There's a really good documentary about Gary Larson with Fred Armisen.

jfc. So he agrees to more healthcare spending, you'll continue to vote to persecute Americans?