woke 2 super soldier

I am the owner of the one and only 24k gold Labubu Dubai chocolate Love Island matcha latte

Abbi Taylor was on bail for dumping soiled adult nappies at a number of nurseries in South Tyneside when she was caught with her trousers down in a bin

That just raises further questions

28th Amendment
Section 1
The term of a Supreme Court justice shall not exceed 10 calendar years from their date of congressional confirmation.

Section 2
The limit to the Supreme Court justice applies even if they were “promised my job for life”. Sucks to be you.

we owe you an apology

People who have questions or wonder what the word tariff means or what they do, they're going to have questions about how to make sure that's fair, and we should take those questions seriously and face those together.

“People burning Jew’s cars”?

sorry they paid a consulting firm $25 million and the messages are “Why hasn’t TACO banned TikTok yet?” followed by October run up of “Trump is too weak on China”

Adam Sandler - No I will not make out with scene

Real “No, I will not make out with you” moment

Adam Friedland and Doug Levison

that chorus

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3. that’s why Biden didn’t release the files 4. It’s all coming out and that’s why all these institutions were given the green light to suddenly start caring about the genocide.

Nev showing the elevator is a safe space for woman with great boobs

they gave their spokesman anonymity

I ask the same thing, as I forget to bring the sprayer inside for the 5th winter in a row

echoing other comments here, but after driving a Hyundai EV, I would be hard pressed to buy a non-EV again. The issue is cost and interest rates.

Scoops are S-tier. Most chips are too dang thicc. I want a hint of salsa AND a hint of chip.

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taxi

Defcon 1 red alert on this one

the worst is when you and your co-worker are carrying a comically tall cake and they knock into you almost causing you to drop it, but you save it, so you sigh in relief, but then the good guy runs in and the cake flies in the air and lands on you.

no, because you see, we wouldn’t want to risk the DOJ becoming political or else the republicans would get elected and….well shit

hold the pickle ricks. a 20% hat tip to you kind sir.

very funny that despite knowing what pizza is, when trying to recreate it, his English mind reverted to putting beans and fish on it

Donald Trump, Ivanka, and the lead singer of the Strokes

that’s Julian

ChatGPT Where is pee stored? pee is stored in the balls

breaking news

you know, a grenade made of your own blood is an excellent deterrent

also, all of your friends throw you a genuinely heart warming surprise party on your birthday

Obama has been Q this entire time

Easily could be a top ten drill tweet