Lone Locust

It's almost impossible to have never broken the law...

Kristi Noem didn't mention that she only caught the girlfriend of the founder of antifa because we're all in one big polycule.

I can't believe they didn't give the Peace Prize to Hitler's brain in a robot shark body.

You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off

Here’s a thought for the press: if the only statement from ICE that you were able to fact check turned out to be a lie, maybe don’t lead with their version of a story requiring them to “defensively” fire bullets at someone.

I listened to part of Stephen Miller's Charlie Kirk memorial speech that people were saying sounded like Goebbels, and I thought it sounded like an algorithmically-derived Punisher t-shirt.

Follow the money straight back to the Mormons.

Salutary is probably the most perfect word for how it's been.

I went to my first work conference since I quit tech and became a bartender. You can find as much autism at the bartender con as at the dev/ops con. (complimentary)

I found American money in my couch cushions. Apparently a new, immigrant spider has moved in.

It should be water that used to have some gasoline in it.

Quote from Elon Musk that the "major driver of white males becoming trans is the relentless propaganda portraying white men as the worst human beings."

The major driver of white males becoming trans is fear of being in the same demographic as Elon Musk.

It's Fall, bitches.* Time for marzipan and for all the pumpkin sluts to frolic.

*Yes it is.

I do miss the idiots from the old place.

I remember finding out Alex Jones was only 6 years older than me when he was like 37.

Me: I could never be a parent. I need to sleep in whenever I want to.
Also me: awake on a day off because my cat wants attention.

I laugh-coughed in a way that hurt me.

Ever put on some swirly goth music and dance swirlishly with your cats and a dangle toy? Ever put on some swirly goth music and dance swirlishly with your cats and a dangle toy... ON WEED?

One thing that's kinda funny* is that the misapplication of Godwin's Law is like totally dead now.

I had two 80s 300D/TDs in my driving days, and I loved them. I upgraded to walkable cities and public transit, but I once was not so privileged, and I did love those cars. I have nothing car nerd to say about them, but I think they're cuuuuuuuute.

So in her opinion, Mary didn't want to give birth to Jesus? Interesting take.

Lounged so hard on my days off that my cats got bored of me being in bed and harassed me to get up and play with them. Number one bed rotting champion.

A plush toy of Baba Yaga and her chicken legged hut and a crochet squid toy

Here's my 20ish year old one! (Squid is a paid actor.)

Embrace the skibidi toilet.

I need someone to come stare at my head until I put away my last 3 boxes and put my table together.

Ethiopian food is definitely better than being a slave owner, yeah.

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The Orange Menaces would be a pretty good team name too.

So they can... hook up with them?