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i could only dream to have cum gutters like fletch #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

skye, love ya, but you gotta figure out a different finisher #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

look i don't particularly like watermelon but that seems like a waste #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

a real styles clash in this opener between the most hated man in AEW and jon moxley #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

the wieners i've seen, both metaphorical and literal

i am a sick bastard who engages with the pro wrestling community on here primarily through the discover tab

it's like trying to get a cold drink out of a refrigerator located inside a blast furnace

whoa whoa whoa, everyone slow down; when did they start making that fuckin show two nights?

i mean i wasn't going to watch anyway, i've been watching evo and the movie treasure planet and napping #wrestlesky 🤼

you might be right, but... i don't have a second part of this sentence

digging this one up again on the heels of another outstanding week of PR #wrestlesky 🤼

ken anderson, befuddled

it's late in the day, but happy august 1 warning to those who celebrate #wrestlesky 🤼

#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

i am "at the show" #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

i am "going to the show" #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

i did a big flub last wednesday where i didn't realize what the date was and bought a ticket to that day's dynamite and didn't realize until ticketmaster asked me to review the show, but i really wanted to go to one of the aragon shows so fuck it, cheapo GA ticket 🤼

very important distinction*

okay, very distinction made in this very good athena title defense: windsor uses a sharpshooter, not a scorpion death lock or sasori-gatame #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

this felt like it was always the direction: tony's too much a student of the game to not know a guy who appears to be a hand-picked generational talent usually flounders, so he's been seeding the entitlement the entire time, while keeping max a plucky goof because that naturally gets over

little known trivia: the outrunners actually christened the aragon ballroom when it opened in a real humdinger of a tag match against the venerated george hackinschmidt and the great gama #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

toni you are gonna get tetanus or something running around that floor without shoes on #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

ah well, damned if you do, damned if you don't, chalk that one up to a network note #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

it's official: the lifetime ban has been extended #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

brother i missed the phone call george foreman got for the grill, dude

waking up to good news for once i see #wrestlesky 🤼

dark days for the six people who legitimately use en/em dashes

not only her dream to be a wwe superstar, but apparently she's a triple h guy; comes off insane to me someone can be that entrenched in the industry but hitch their wagon to the politicking also-ran of his generation who has boring, shitty matches

rush and shibata, a very fine match, and this week's "TEW save run amok" match of the week, presented by idrinq #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

hope shibata kept his brain in the back for this one #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

it's weird to see hologram watching tv; i just assume he somehow absorbed the broadcast waves from the satellite truck #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

i mean, what kind of mickey mouse organization would immediately welcome someone who got fired for attacking their previous boss in with open arms

this twitter waifu thing is another example of me getting a dose of "i'm a lonely loser, but man things could have really went wrong for me like 12 years ago if i had focused my self-loathing outward instead" self-reflection