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This administration doesn’t understand that the quickest way to eliminate ANTIFA is to stop being fascist.

Immediately blocking anyone who posts AI slop is sooo much more cathartic than I thought it would be.

Not sure when or how Citizen Kane became the de facto “greatest film of all time” because it’s not true in any universe where it coexists with Seven Samurai.

Three more stills that got cut from the first skeet

And now, for my favorite Letterboxd review...

It was nice that this movie also lacked cringeworthy moments that make one think "well this didn't age well."

Overall, it was a highly enjoyable comedic western. The ending didn't tie the nicest bow on the story (it created more questions, in fact), but it sufficed for sure.

First and foremost, it was so beautifully shot, as evidenced by the stills that I curated above.

Secondly, it found a way to be even more lighthearted and jokey. You'd think that by the third movie in this story that the repeating jokes and callbacks would get old, but they don't! It's so charming!

Just rewatched Back to the Future III after 30+ years. In the many years since, I've held on to the notion that the third installment of the trilogy didn't at all hold a candle to the first two. But boy was I wrong.

“Deposit stool sample on top of collection paper” should just be “take a dump on the collection paper.”

“Cover the grooved portion of the probe with fecal matter” should be “poke and jab the turd until the bottom section of the probe is covered in doodoo.”

Let’s use the language of the people.

My age is now a big enough number that my doctor wants a stool sample as part of my yearly physical. The instructions for the at-home kit are simple enough, but I really wish they’d use common parlance instead of medical jargon.

Just downloaded Hades II. See y’all in 20 years!

“[Dubai] is basically a giant iPhone store with some camels.” — Davide De Pierro

“Anything is a buttplug if you’re brave enough.” — @samer.is

I was 1,000% joking lmao. A middle schooler could write a Hallmark movie.

There’s one thing AI will never be able to do: write Hallmark movies.

This is incredible

Climate change, AI fuckery, Israel/Iran/Gaza, plane crashes, political assassinations, American fascism. I am so mentally exhausted, how does one find hope in any of this?

Apple users: “hi can we please have the ability to pin the most frequently used emoji, an overhaul of Siri, the ability to set alarms for future dates, and a ban on apps that use push notifications for marketing purposes?”

Apple, slowly pulling back the velvet curtain: “LiQuiD gLaSs! 🥴”

This is how you fucking do it.

Lmfao this is single handedly one of the funniest movie scenes of all time omg.

Genuine question: if you’re not a W2 employee with payroll taxes automatically deducted, why in the world would you pay taxes right now? The federal gov’t is being dismantled, including the IRS, partly so that wealthy fucks don’t have to pay. So, why should YOU?

Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.

The @wmata.com trains have been so consistently reliable in the past few months and have been operating better than at any point I can remember in the past 20 years. Kudos to @wmatagm.bsky.social and the entire WMATA community for kicking so much ass. I hope it stays like this!

I didn’t learn of the phenomenon that is “breakfast pizza” until very recently and it’s the only way I prep pizza leftovers.

I think not going into the office is the only appropriate attire

My guess is that you are compelled to obey what your own security apparatus believes is true. Since most of the security personnel can’t be bothered to think critically, they’re told DOGE is in control and thus use their power to do dumb things, like prevent employees from entering the building.

And yet, we see the audacity of people getting offended by a Tom Hanks comedic portrayal of a MAGA person being afraid to shake a Black man’s hand? I thought being offended by comedy was for “woke snowflakes” 🤷🏾‍♂️

The entire MAGA movement is the love child of birtherism (see: Obama) and bigotry (see: “Mexico is sending their worst. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.”); that’s literally its origin. (1/2)

I ain’t dying on this hill, I’m just here for a visit.

Group RCS messaging is even more of a nightmare: sometimes random messages will spawn *completely new* text groups for no reason, and each new group doesn’t contain any message history. This is most likely Apple’s fault for adopting the standard so late in the game.