Jackie Doh

my kids are getting a BINDER of family history from me before they leave the house and strike out on their own. the family tree is RIFE with gossip and it's my job to make sure they know ALL of it lol

this just gave me a flashback to the time i was hanging with my siblings and talk turned to our grandma being "a worrier," which was core to her identity/the family lore, and my sister was like "AKA SHE HAD ANXIETY" and yes but also 🤯 and 🙋‍♀️

wow this choreography is a real roller coaster

but is the original version older or newer than the og degrassi theme song bc it always made me think of the pizza bagel song

HOW could anyone be talking about Whitney key changes and not talking about I Will Always Love You this is obscene

you can befriend them by leaving them treats and they *might* eventually bring you funny trinkets

you stole my heart and my cat

can't normalize without normies. make your peace with this now

Uh … Am I Protected Against Measles? It Might Depend On When You Were Born. But really, don’t get too worried.

Pals born between 1957 & 1989: your measles vaccination was not as strong as what they do now. Consider getting your MMR booster!

Signed,
Your pregnant friend, who is unable to get boosted and is currently awaiting titer test results to see if it's safe for me to fly in a few weeks.

that whole changeover was so comically bad that i'd believe pretty much anything could happen on this front

the only thing i can think of is i'd like, your roku accounts are connected? that's crazy.

ok boomer

i did this last night for the ???th time and hate everything

so glad he's okay but schweew how stressful!