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THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO

YouTube video by AP Archive Patton Oswalt wants to be in new 'Mystery Science Theater 3000'

Thanks for the kind words, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social. I'm a proud papa. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Dt...

Yeah, I was a preemie twin, 7 weeks premature. No one would have ever known me

Milt Kahl just having them wiggle their heads around just to show off I swear god damn inhuman god of an artist.

Lunar New Year artwork of happy little horses and the symbol for good luck.

🧧🌸🐎Happy Lunar New Year!🐎🌸🧧

Some happy little horses~ The bigger artwork I'll have to save for another day😊

❤️Love you guys, drink some good tea today~ ☕❤️

a 馬 character stylized to look like a running horse

新年快乐🎊

马舞春风，万事如意!

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Are you traveling between a Wheel-then-Jeopardy! city and a Jeopardy!-then-Wheel city? Know your rights!

On the one hand, I am jealous of anything that can claim to be descended from dinosaurs. On the other hand, birds don't even know they're descended from dinosaurs. So it's a complicated question.

I wrote three letters of recommendation today, please applaud

a screenshot showing: - reposts of "pronouncing mustache like headache" - likes of "pronouncing headache like mustache"

wake up homie, new culture war just dropped

all I'm saying is that if @aproustian.bsky.social doesn't post her *turns on clickbait mode* ULTIMATE SILKSONG BELL PHYSICS TAKE-DOWN *end mode* here, y'all will miss out

chibi drawing of a heroic girl in green receiving a little smooch on the cheek from a princess in blue

the legendary smooch! 👑💘⚔️ #doodlemancyart

*Ken starts the episode by running two categories in a row*
Alex: [other contestants], you know you’re allowed to participate, right?

How Contestant Alison Betts Gamed 'Jeopardy!' -- And Went Viral 'Jeopardy!' winner Alison Betts explains the wagering strategy that led her to a come-from-behind victory and the Jeopardy! Invitational Tournament.

YES I WROTE ABOUT THE FINAL JEOPARDY WIZARDRY www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

sure algorithms are terrible for social media and society but have you considered that a romance author spends so much time posting about a single cookbook that this happens

The thing many people fail to grasp—the thing you are sort of prevented from ever having a reason to grasp until you put the effort in to learn or life demands it of you—is that a world in which you see a lot of disabled people is simply a world in which more people survive disability.

Attn: @haykebyr.bsky.social

And in honor of the work I did helping to build the Satellite of Love set that Trace played such a huge part in designing, I will not be allowed near any of the sets while under construction, especially the power tools and green-treated lumber.

A pencil drawing of Charles Darwin, with fully clothed and bearded, holding up both hands where he has little birds perched on each forefinger. Text below reads: Charles Darwin shows off his pair of great tits. This is a joke about his birthday sometimes coinciding with Mardi Gras. If you require further explanation let me know.

Sorry it’s time to post the dumb cartoon I drew that one time Charles Darwin’s birthday fell on Mardi Gras but now I post every year regardless

As a Mt SAC professor: thank you!

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

hey look its my worst nightmare

It’s so interesting how the Super Bowl happens at seemingly random intervals and I never have advance warning

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

To Mikki’s point: the designers sell products with slogans like decolonize your mind, all black girls have good hair, and pro women / freedom / choice. None of the Target offerings have that energy

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

Snowboarding Canadian Mark McMorris injury history: 2016 broken femur 2017 medically induced coma, 17 broken bones 2023 cracked fibula 2024 broken nose and orbital

Reason number 15,483 I am not cut out for the Olympics: I would have bailed on the sport *before* the medically induced coma stage