Cecily

Friend: maybe you don’t get a second date because you wear a jacket with all your presidential physical fitness awards on it

Me: but I’m an athlete

My dad still has this one in his collection. I'll have to see what shape it's in.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

The alt text on that hotdog pic. 😂

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

Oh thank you for posting this. I'd never heard this one and it's a bit magic.

Don't mind the yelps coming from my house as I unpack my "skinny" clothes to sell and have to make noises at how CUTE everything is. 😭

That skinny shall never be again and I'm cool with it. But my clothes were cute.

We can talk No Child Left Behind. We can talk Iraq invasion. We can talk Dick Cheney. To name just a few heinous "I'm in my GW Bush era" problems.

I kind of love how The Offspring could help someone get to know the regular characters. Their relationship to Data and their opinions on his "project" are great insights into all of them.

I love the Defector. That episode slaps.

Yesterday's Enterprise (because it's the best)

Starship Mine (shows off the ship)

Conundrum (senior staff ensemble super powers!)

Disaster (wacky character pairings)

Hollow Pursuits (a costume episode with serious stuff)

Deja Q (everyone weighs in)

The Offspring (so devastating though)

I gasped

I'm so sorry for the loss. 💔 I hope your memories of him bring smiles and laughs. Dogs are the best and it sucks that they don't live longer.

I Am Your Body and I Am Done Keeping Score It’s me, your body, the one you’ve inhabited for thirty-plus years. I refuse to say exactly how many, because, as of today, keeping a precise count...

"I can no longer be the canary in the coal mine of your repressed trauma. I don’t sing a song of aural migraine headaches, howl a tune of chronic back pain, scream a chorus of recurring digestive issues for my own pleasure."

Me: cool, I'll be responsible and take a probiotic supplement for my digestion issues.

My body: sure, and I'll swell your eyes shut and cause you to scratch at your face all night because, guess what?

Me: *sighs* I'm allergic to the probiotic?

Body: hit me with more Benadryl, babe.

Unforgivable. We'll have nothing left of art, education, inventions, science... I'm struggling with this one in particular, among all the other stuff.

My lunch today reminds me of the cross-country trips my family used to make. Chicago to Idaho, a bunch of kids on a foam pad in the back, no seatbelts, and my mom making yummy turkey sandwiches across the dashboard. We got soda and chips which was such a treat.

In reversal, Defense Department will continue providing crucial satellite weather data About a month after announcing that it would stop sharing data that hurricane forecasters and scientists rely on, the Navy now says it will continue distributing it.

About a month after announcing that it would stop sharing data that hurricane forecasters and scientists rely on, the Navy now says it will continue distributing it.

I find myself thinking about Virginia Giuffre about ten times a day right now.

Just devastating, the harm.

The wedding episode of The Bear was perhaps the most delightful thing ever. The indulgent time given to so many brilliant and revealing one on one conversations is something you don't see often, and rarely does a show have the audience invested enough to pull it off. What a beautiful episode. 🐻

This is the only way I can turn the sound on when Trump is talking. 😂

Baseball god (the real god), please let americas beloved Chicago cubs annihilate the (we all agree evil) Milwaukee brewers and secure their place atop the National League amen

"I've been reading less political news lately" I say, mentally noting your over-medium egg order as typically centrist

Has anyone read The Lathe of Heaven? This is super villain shit.

My morning self thinks midnight self needs to cool it, honestly. 😂

My midnight self is a visionary. She has great ideas and thinks through implementation and everything. If only my 10 AM self wasn't such a lazy coward.

I saw that WCK had run out of food supplies and had focused on providing clean water. They can't cook if no supplies can get in. It's devastating.

Baby Dolphin Break

It's definitely fine. Nothing in the district office will really start rolling until the first week of August (at least), so rest easy for a bit. ❤️

Bridge Over Troubled Water Simon & Garfunkel · Album · 1970 · 11 songs

Stick and Owen Wilson bringing Cecilia back into the zeitgeist makes me so happy. Go find it and notice how it's part of one of the most perfect albums ever pressed to vinyl. Banger after banger, not a bad track on it. open.spotify.com/album/0JwHz5...