Paul

Well the Queen of diamonds let you down, she was just an empty fable.
The Queen of hearts you say you never met.

Keys in left zip pocket of cargo pants, phone in right trouser leg pocket. Still got 5 spare pockets 😉

It's the sunglasses

A front door mat with the phrase 'please be mindful of the energy you bring into this space'

FB once recommended this to me. All my energy would be expended getting as far away as possible

Ooh. Love a west wing reference

Happy birthday. Many years ago picked up our then 3 week old, said 'Are you going to wish Daddy Happy Birthday' at which point she was sick all over me, and the dog, who was so traumatised that for months afterwards he ran out of the room if she burped.

Many congratulations to the Kibble family

Hope it all goes smoother than your average train journey

Is that a side to deep fried mars bar?

Once overheard a conversation at the returns counter in Asda. Wife had gone away and bought hubby three ready meals, all with short dates. He'd eaten one out of order and expected them to replace the one that was now out of date

If you're still there Yemen Heaven is a very good restaurant with a great back story. Jay Rayner recommended it in one of his last Observer columns

The moving finger writes,
and having writ, moves on.
Nor all thy piety nor wit,
Shall call it back to cancel half a line,
Nor all thy tears wash out a word of it.

Just made my first ever complaint to the BBC regarding this.

I was very lucky. It was the tour to promote Hotel California and I can still close my eyes and remember some of the details.

Strawbs (my very first concert)
Curved air
Lindisfarne
Eagles
Dave Edmunds and rockpile

A great way to fight back against AI taking away work from creatives is to buy art by actual humans.

(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).

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I think we also need a sexy slang adjudication for unauthorised sausage roll

Perhaps Grok is actually Elon furiously typing racist crap whenever it's asked a question

If they had any sympathy for the victims they would have insisted that the proper legal processes take place, and, if he was exonerated he could then come back and carry on as normal. Instead they've tried to shield him until it affects the rest of them, then dumped him to protect themselves.

I agree they are incompetent, but they won't be writing the code and implementing the system, so I think that's a moot point. Most of what's required (code, infrastructure) already exists in other systems, so it could be done quite quickly, and competence isn't an issue, just political will.

I have to say I think this is a weird argument. If there is a reform govt they could implement digital ID anyway (regardless of manifesto commitments) so Starmer not doing it affects the future how?

Once held the door of a motorway services open for one of Chas & Dave. Not sure which one.

Any idea why Govt won't legislate? Is it simply down to parliamentary time or are there other reasons?

If you're there for a few days and like good beer I can recommend both The Curfew and The Barrels