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@fakecalebstokes.bsky.social

Fallen tenor. Camp director. Sustainable finance bro.

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The Biden tariffs are hurting the economy. Perhaps Trump can heroically end them!

12.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Republicans are pre-butting a pro-democracy rally like No Kings and making shit up left and right to scare people, you know they're losing and in panic mode.

Pedal to the floor.

11.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4664    πŸ” 1337    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 70

Pete Rose*

10.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand, maybe the media will actually cover the protests now.

10.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He’s not well.

10.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This took tremendous courage.

10.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep your corrupt, grubby, abusive hands off Tish James, Donald Trump.

Your cowardice is showing β€” weak men seek revenge on powerful women who hold them to account.

But NY’rs don’t play. Our AG has been a fierce warrior for our rights, time & again. You better believe we’ll be there for hers.

09.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1703    πŸ” 328    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 11

I'm sorry but it's just wild we are in the middle of a government shutdown and the House Republicans are REFUSING TO SHOW UP FOR WORK so they can protect billionaire pedophiles and billionaire tax breaks.

09.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5050    πŸ” 1365    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 40

I think Trump would rather Congress never vote to reopen the government than let Adelrita Grijalva trigger the Epstein Files discharge. And I bet he doesn’t have a plan other than the Insurrection Act.

08.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1233    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 19

β€œRUSSIAN WARSHIP GO FUCK YOURSELF”

08.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#WarRavagedPortland

08.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 36361    πŸ” 11348    πŸ’¬ 1298    πŸ“Œ 1833
Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter:

A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them.

Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.

Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter: A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them. Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.

I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us

07.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13466    πŸ” 4298    πŸ’¬ 733    πŸ“Œ 326
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β€œWe are home now. We marched from the park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE pushed us down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile. This was so unprovoked. People have to know that the Feds are attacking people with NO provocation whatsoever.”

06.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7932    πŸ” 3862    πŸ’¬ 317    πŸ“Œ 186

Ok both sides now engaging in irrational hyperbole.

07.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liberal: We should use our economic surplus to help those in need!

Contrarian: Should we?

Liberal: Also racism causes harm!

Contrarian: Does it?

07.10.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.

06.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 13888    πŸ” 1003    πŸ’¬ 404    πŸ“Œ 48

Please note: protesters, clergy and a neighbor are also on this suit/also making claims here (it's a lot of reporters, but not only reporters!)

06.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1477    πŸ” 442    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

I truly don't understand what people thought was going to happen

06.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2738    πŸ” 535    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 41

all around, all i see are the dumbest, most evil people alive succeeding beyond anyone’s wildest imagination

06.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 704    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 15

You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

06.10.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9048    πŸ” 1811    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 46

A sentence for the ages:

'The president’s repeated depictions of Portland as β€œon fire” diverged from reality, the judge found.'

06.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

TLDR; No Kings! But also, we need to stop these queens. Call your electeds, and get out in the streets.

06.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But perhaps most interesting (at least to me) is the performance of weakness. In the Miller-Vance-Trump portrayal, federal agents in Chicago and Portland are vulnerable and in need of federalized defense as 9 Black children attempting to study in an all white school in the south in 1957.

06.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Itβ€˜s especially notable that Eisenhower didn’t intervene until after the Arkansas guard was activated by the governor to stop children from attending school. I didn’t catch that nuance when I learned about this in High School.

06.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a lot to unpack here but a couple of things stand out:

For one thing, the performative bad faith of segregationists feels deeply resonant in how the Miller-Vance-Trump group speaks and acts. Trump was 11 years old in 1957. The past isn’t past.

06.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First, Eisenhower federalized the entire Arkansas National Guard, taking it out of the Governor’s control. Eisenhower then mobilized the regular US army - the fabled 101st Airborne Division - to escort the children to school.

06.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This was after the southern Democratic Governor of Arkansas, Orval Faubus had mobilized the Arkansas guard to prevent those same 9 children from attending school.

06.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

68 years ago this fall, the Arkansas national guard was federalized by Republican President Dwight Eisenhower to protect 9 school children as they walked to school In Little Rock Arkansas.

06.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFuck Them Kids”

05.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFuck them kids”

05.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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