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Big shoutout to all the worst customers who I have turned into household jokes over the decade. Special mention to God Bless You Guy calling in daily for at least a year

Got the email about my 10 year employment anniversary. feels crazy that I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up

What if Trump single handedly makes AI photo and videos so cringe by association that no one will want to use AI content? He could turn AI into the new toothbrush mustache.

She wasn’t hard to catch (so sorry)

Wow the fourth once-in-a-lifetime economic crash in my lifetime cool cool cool

Well I needed a reason to stop spending money on sims content and I guess this is it…

sims 4 gender menu this sim will be able to: - Become Pregnant - Get others pregnant - Neither

sims 4 patch notes:

hey all with the EA buyout we have some big changes to announce!

- new bible item added

- no more same sex interactions

- if you open this menu at all, we will install 37 monitoring programs immediately

- if you search wickedwhims we will send feds immediately

game on!

Men continue to do anything except go to therapy.

Sitting through a meeting about “exciting AI developments” and wondering how fast customers are going to manage to get a ChatGPT claim hander AI to sext them and/or encourage them to commit crimes

This may be the only overlapping opinion I have with Trump: it does not matter if you turn your back on the king or walk in front of him or whatever other etiquette there is around the royal family because the king deserves to be treated as just some random man

It feels inevitable at this point to me, but I'm trying to pretend that's just me being overly pessimistic

Travis: so I’m trying to buy a bass pedal that’s a clone of a pedal that got used one time at a concert in 1985 and never used again

Me: the 4 secret handshakes to get into Mormon heaven were copied from Masons but I learned them just in case
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It’s hard when your love languages don’t overlap :(

Should not have watched that video that’s for sure

speak for yourself the sourdough cops broke in again and forced me to bake fresh bread in the night while calling me a cuck liberal :(

I thought it might be the fake British accent year... but that's not really a secret. although it would be relevant to the convo about British people they were having

Teen hospitalized after knife fight in Pilger A teenager is in the hospital and three people could face charges after a fight involving a knife.

Trying desperately to avoid looking at the news only to see that my tiny hometown had a butcher knife fight today? northeast.newschannelnebraska.com/story/530077...

It's International Left-handers Day! I will accept cash gifts via PayPal or bank transfer, thank you

If a tsunami ever makes it to North Dakota, we won’t have to worry about the failing education system ever again

41 books snugly fitted into a bookcase

This is the most visually satisfying thing I have ever done. All 40 Discworld collectors editions (plus a matching copy of Nation) fit exactly perfectly on 2 shelves of my bookcase. It is done.

This is by far the worst holiday for a number of reasons but right now it's because the neighbors are setting off fireworks in the parking lot right next to cars and I just want to go to bed.

NGL if you become a politician I will be so disappointed in you

A large croissant with chocolate filling

Today I ate a croissant that nearly required two hands. That is all.

They exist solely to gather enough data to be able to sell it for a profit later

“NYPD, SUCK MY DICK”

Me seeing .5 seconds of a pair of @hankgreen.bsky.social cancer socks in the latest Task Master: I HAVE THE SAME SOCKS AS ALEX HORNE

What a bad day to have followed my therapists advice to avoid the news and social media.

I love logging on to bluesky to see people I know winning elections

Anyway, if anyone wants to own part of a cattle company please hit me up I guess

Never expected to be doing research into how to properly value my partial ownership of a beef cattle company as a mostly vegan person, but here we are. Inheritance is a funny thing.

A small bowl of spinach leaves

First successful spinach harvest from the patio! so worst case scenario if the distribution chain continues to collapse I can grow about 1/2 of a serving of spinach a year to survive