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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

Watching the fascists drum up a red scare when the reds are nearly non-existent is truly insane. The theory that fascism emerges in reaction to us is totally debunked, it's always about internal failures of capitalism. They do it whether we're ascendant or not

Thanks, New Yorker

These Women Tried to Warn Us About AI Rumman Chowdhury, Timnit Gebru, Safiya Noble, Seeta Peña Gangadharan, and Joy Buolamwini open up about their artificial intelligence fears

They gave the physics prize to the dude who said that ChatGPT is the world's butterfly and GPT3 was a caterpillar.

The dude who told us in 2018 that radiologists should cease to go to school because the profession was gonna be out in 5 years. But 5 years later he just moved on to the next lie.

it's so funny seeing one of blueskys engineers unironically do

"Oh you hate AI, replace AI with a minority. Not so funny now is it?"

What do they have in the water over there

I hear and see your concerns. Over the weekend, a couple users hosted on Blacksky's PDS were banned from the Bluesky app and thus the Bluesky API servers. This was a weakness of our system I've been aware of and hoped we had more time to address before any kind of public incident. 1/11

but noooo the leftists are the mean unhinged ones lmfao

Said legal analysts:

the deep state doesn’t want you to know that you can take a drill bit to your temple to release the pressure from your sinuses. rfk is going to declassify the forbidden sinus congestion files at the fda. Learn more at powder-actuated-nailgun-truth dot com.

Are ya winning son meme son answers "I don't know dad I genuinely dont know" Various philosophy memes including sisiphus, trolley problem, Plato's cave, Kafka's metamorphosis all intersect w/ a stern wojak in the corner with a 'nothing ever happens' shirt

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

Alt text: A man in camouflage clothing and a face covering sits inside a gray Jeep, pointing a weapon out of the open driver-side window. The gun is aimed directly at the camera. The man wears gloves and a dark cap, and his eyes are visible above the mask. The vehicle’s door and side mirror are wet with raindrops.

ICE is a hostile occupying force that is a danger to everyone.

wwo. 67 more followers until i ascend to god-mayorship

Buncha dudes from rural counties who are terrified of America cities who are shitting their pants because a 5’4” lady took a video of them are definitely going to end up massacring a bunch of innocent Americans. It’s just a matter of when.

oh wow, that’s totally different than my experience. the demons who came out when I solved the puzzle box were basically all-in on pleasure. not so much the chains and mutilation

"Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia" should be how Democrats begin every single comment to reporters these days.

The "Alt National Park Service:" On Plagiarism, Part 4 A series of pivots, and a glimpse at the future.

It's finally up! Time to talk about the last three months of plagiarism and deflection by the Alt National Park Service.

tl;dr AltNPS is flailing desperately for ways to cling to their manufactured image as a government insider, in ways that show that they're in too deep to change.

Texas national guard arrives in Illinois

Read this article and only one response stood out as anything other than zionist drivel.

You are on the right side of history, zionists are not. Do not pay any mind to the cries of a bunch of war criminals, sex pests, and grifters.

people today always on they egg never lookin up never in the moment

You could just talk about Jim Crow. I promise you, there's no need to leave America's shores to talk about life in a fascist state

“Dear God, protect our officers from the frog.”

Bob’s implication that Palantir will be a non-issue if only we can get a Blue Team W in 2028 deserves ridicule.

The rest of this about ICE contractors is absolutely horrible, to be sure.

This week I’m going to raise money for @medicalaidpal.bsky.social to help Palestinians in need.

On Fri I'll start & finish Metal Gear Solid, MGS2 on Sat, Delta on Sun. It'll be 9 AM PT each day on www.twitch.tv/tamoorh.

Fundraiser is live on my Twitch. Please share if you can!

Anyone that remains in the National Guard when ordered to do evil stuff is making a choice to continue “ just doing their job “ and “just following orders “

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

what to expect when yuore expecting (postes)

A four panel comic of Calvin’s Dad talking to Calvin. Panel 1: All bands and musical acts can be classified as either Joy Division or New Order Panel 2: Nirvana? Joy Division The Strokes? New Order Charli XCX? Joy Division Taylor Swift? New Order Panel 3: here's the thing... New Order? Joy Division, then New Order Panel 4: Calvin lies awake in bed, looking completely confused

🗣️📣LISTEN UP TANKIES, would YOU🫵 be upset if entire neighborhoods filled with children got burned to the ground?? 😱🔥👶🔥

ok now change 'neighborhoods' to 'data centers' & 'children' to 'GPUs' 💡😎

🚨do YOU🫵 still care or r u anti-ai antifa bigot?? 🤔that's what i thot 🙄so much 4 teh tolerant woke left 🎯🤖

as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.