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Welp, looks like I’m sticking with Citadel.

YES

I wanna design the movie poster.

As far as Spoonerisms go, Lavashark is a just badass idea.

The Rawdawg comic situations really disappointing.

Happy Monday to those who celebrate.

I expected Happy Gilmore 2 to be bad, but good God, that movie was terrible.

Also, all the hullabaloo about whether Julie Bowen would or not was basically for nothing. Like - truly nothing.

TIME TO BUY THEM ALL AGAIN

Oh, my God. It looks like a Masterpiece figure.

called visa. pressed 0 in the phone tree because i didn’t know if visa debit would count. that worked btw and will get you directly to support (after you pick a language). i didn’t give my card number and they still filed a complaint for me. made sure to mention a hate group is involved.

It would be a great day if Stephen Miller could accidentally step into sunlight and crumble into ash..

Gorgeous, Kim

Unfortunately, no. We just lost Chuck Mangione, too.

The Iron Sheik could not be reached for comment as he died in 2023, but it has been reported that boisterous laughter was heard coming from his grave.

Famous racist and anti-union professional wrestler Terry Bollea, whose preferred name was Hulk Hogan, is dead at 71. He had been attempting to start a new sports entertainment venture with Eric Biscoff, but it was reported God ran in with a steel chair.

Assume everyone there is cheating.

A quote from The Iron Sheik - FUCK THE HULK HOGAN

Then
Now
Forever

Specifically against the group Collective shout, the anti-porn Christian conservative group that harangued the payment processors to force Itch to remove NSFW material.

But they’re doing it in the most GamerGate style possible.

Itch removed NSFW material from the platform, which included removing it from customers who paid for it, too. They were pressured by the payment processors to make the move after a Christian conservative “feminist” group mounted a pressure campaign.

Decided to look at the other site to see how they were discussing the Itch situation, and I think they’re going to start GamerGate 2.

What a piece of shit. 🫂

Settle down there, Marine. You’re gonna give yourself a Crayola Coronary.

Gotta agree. Cute as hell is a great assessment of the look.

If wrestling is fake, explain this.

I was so skeptical the first time I watched it because the last NASCAR-tied comedy was Ricky Bobby and it was just so bad.

But it was so unique and quirky and the characters were fantastic. Plus, the NASCAR drivers only showed up as security guards and weren’t shoehorned in to distract.

Leftists HATE Bill Clinton.

Happy Monday to those who celebrate.

Are we looking at the first AI pedophile? Signs point to yes!

Pokemon gets dark enough when you start reading Pokédex entries, especially the ghost ones.