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Jim Perrin

@jperrin.bsky.social

Something something at Microsoft something something. Life coach for terrible ideas

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Latest posts by jperrin.bsky.social on Bluesky

I don't trust Schumer to not surrender what should be a simple win though

10.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"if I wait long enough, the gods will do it for me"

08.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just a tokenizer... maybe even has a little blockchain in there.....

03.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue shirt with a name tag that says lily ALT: a woman in a blue shirt with a name tag that says lily

I didn't need to read this with my own eyes.....

03.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know how to eat them though

03.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live shot of dinner tonight

03.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was too good not to share...

01.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come and join us to see Eric Hendricks talk 'From Bash to Burnout: Staying Sane in a 24/7 Tech World' at SCaLE 23x. Full details: www.socallinuxexpo.o...

29.01.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Count me in.

27.01.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd ask the additional question:

Why are we using ICE for general police functions in the first place? This is well outside their scope and charter.

27.01.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Grandma's Crispy Chicken Wings Are So Good, I'm Making Them Every Week Just like Grandma used to make.

Thai sweet chili dipping sauce (nam jim gai) or fish sauce caramel.

www.thekitchn.com/fish-sauce-c...

26.01.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty sure this is situation dependent in this house.

26.01.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That kid is going places. Their room, probably...but still places.

24.01.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Writing is thinking

Outsourcing the entire task of writing to LLMs will deprive us of the essential creative task of interpreting our findings and generating a deeper theoretical understanding of the world.

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I knew we could find an acceptable solution

21.01.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can I propose we let them solve their dispute by borrowing a plot device from the world they seem intent on building?

21.01.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean...yes?

16.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Senior Product Manager - M365 Chat | Microsoft Careers Driving growth strategy and roadmap for the product. Working with diverse stakeholders to clarify product requirements, including platform owners, a diverse set of customer engineering teams, and comp...

I want to interrupt your doom scroll to tell folks that a peer team of mine in the Office/M365 org is hiring Linux and/or K8s folks -

If you're interested in driving large scale product decisions and rollout, this could be your role.

apply.careers.microsoft.com/careers/job/...

15.01.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Helping is gonna taste fantastic.

14.01.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bout to go support scouting...

14.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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14.01.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To me I mean.

14.01.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why? @quinnypig.com is the one who married you.....

14.01.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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but.... happy shareholder noises

14.01.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HeroDevs Blog | HeroDevs Joins .NET Security Group: Securing the Future of the .NET Ecosystem HeroDevs joins the .NET Security Group alongside Microsoft, Red Hat, and Canonical to deliver synchronized CVE patches and stronger security for end-of-life .NET systems.

HeroDevs has joined Microsoft, Canonical, and Red Hat as a member of the .NET Security Group www.herodevs.com/blog-posts/h...

06.01.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It'd have to be "The Third Strike" at this point I think.

01.01.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neither. You add Kahlua to give you that "something is very wrong with this white Russian" vibe....

31.12.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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thor is standing in the woods with a hammer in his hand and says `` i 'm so old '' . ALT: thor is standing in the woods with a hammer in his hand and says `` i 'm so old '' .

The time, the weather, what movies were playing, if there was a snow day for school....

27.12.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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