🍉 Jäğęřßômß Ðæmǒņcőrẽ 👺 (Top 40% Typeracer)

The German Bundesadler looks fucking sick on their Olympic jerseys

Sometimes you need 10 mins of scrolling to take the evil away you know

it's easy to hate on bad bands that no one likes, but do you have the courage to hate on good bands that are looked on fondly??

Rugby is better when both teams are playing like fucking shit

in the mood to rock the casbah wbu??

Ceol Dé hAoine 🫡

Woke 2.0 will see the introduction of Woke Debate Competitions where 2 people will compete to articulate the wokest possible position on a given statement.

The bread is tasting a bit weird to me but man these circuses fucking slap

You take a nap during the day and now time feels fucking different

I think we should let a couple of self taught doctors and surgeons and anaesthetists into the healthcare system, just so we can get an idea for how good the actual ones are

Pre date idea: you send me your last fm account and I check our music listening compatibility

I keep getting an Ad for a Como 1907 third kit jersey on instagram and it looks fire but I also know it wouldn’t look the same on me as it does on the models

I fucking hate when people communicate with me on my portable communication device, fuck off

Finally we won the Goodreads war

Ya gotta treat yourself to some today then!

had some tasty as fuck pancakes today lads

it's actually just new years to a lunar fella like myself

New Angel Du$t album rips

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only misses who’s piss I’d sippy

David Attenbruh

don't worry about what I did to Scotland, it's for the greater good

if your bass has six strings I'm deleting your band from every streaming service

If your guitars got more than six strings I ain’t listening

new converge got sick riffs, ill figure out the vocals in another 3 or 4 listens, maybe

listening to a podcast about Henry II and the Plantagenets and I hate to say this as an Irish Republican but man these royal freaks are interesting as fuck to learn about

Will this prevent me from getting framemogged??

Hope my wife will be female fronted :(

Wolfe Tone you've got too much optimism, your hope for the future overwhelming, your wish for a better world undeniable, they'll kill you

apple music recommended this ai shite band to me yesterday and I was very insulted

first date idea, we go down Wikipedia rabbit holes together